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Perez is an absolute fanny.

Well we've got a reaction after the weekend anyway.

Am I witnessing a grooming?

Schar fucking loves getting nutted.

Here we go again. The mongs on the end of crosses.

Rage first. Ask questions later. THAT'S.... the Yorkshire way.

I reckon he'd make a decent metro inspector Luke. Shall I see if I can get him an application form?

You're fucking right. I took 7 tablets over 8 days. I was tempted to get the litmus paper out to check my turds at one point, they must have been pure alkali.

Oof this has got me reaching for the Nexium.

I've signed it Britain's Sexiest Cricket Fan, in case that matters.

No idea if it makes any difference but I use a VPN. If they turn up here they'll be getting the "GET BACK YA BASTARD" treatment from the Ring doorbell.

Whatever, Milko!

remember when Des Barnes on Neighbours had a trainer called Arnie. That's how I see this going.

Obviously you're not starting with 5k on C25k so don't worry about that for now. Just get out there and get started. Or to put it another way, get your trainers on cuntface.

Get yourself down to the beach, podcast in your lugs, and start plodding. Do the couch to 5k as Meenzer has suggested. And honesty, anything is better than nothing. You don't need to have any lofty goals. If you get to a point where you're running 5k, 3 times a week (which will happen in no time), you've chinned it. You could easily go up from that to do something longer on a weekend, or you could just stick with that and it'll do you the world of good. Trainers on, cuntface. Hop to it.

"To RobinRobin!"

Aye Severance is fucking class. The S1 finale is some of the best telly going.

Come on Arsenal you fucking divs. Win and keep those fixtures piling up.

The point I was making is the massive difference in quality between 1st XI and 2nd XI. No other side capable of hanging around in the top 6 has such a huge drop off in quality. I know it's just a function of where we are in the development of the club, but it's still quite jarring. Isak or Murphy scoring their chances is not relevant.

Nice job not answering the question, PADDOCKSLAG.

Can anyone make a convincing argument that the team that started v Sheff Wed could survive relegation in the PL? It just underlines how mental our squad is that one half of the squad is top 6 material, and the other half is a relegation candidate.

Morning Show. Some show with Jacob in the title. I think Your Honour might be decent. Slow Horses is good. But aye, best of all is IPTV.

Aye I've got a Ring alarm so it's all just built through routines in the Alexa app. You can get it to turn lights on when you walk in the room using the alarm motion sensors too. Or you can use light switches. LIKE A CUNT.

Yep, agreed. Arsenal and Man City to get maximum points from all the other CL spot challengers. And to draw at an absolute minimum.