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I'd watch that, when's it released?

Could be worse, he could be stood up.

Mint, do you think he could give us a tour of lower league grounds on the way too cos he definitely knows where those are. LOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZ.

They'll have woke up up this morning and for the first 3 seconds it'll be just another day.... Then the moment where they remember..... OHUH NOWUH! THE FUCKUN MAGS WON! AH DINNUT BELLEYVE IT! ME DAYUHS REWEND!

Please get promoted so you can find out how weak the league is and how not good the mags are. Or fail to get out of the championship whilst looking up and declaring how shit the league you can't get into is. The choice is yours, you fucking divs.

Widdrington...... Talk about a comedown.

Mint scenes from the dressing room on Sky. Burn on with Eddie now.

Mackems will be FEWMIN about this lap of honour, the fucking donkey knobs.

The fucking losers.

Tell Me Ma being sung. Big royalty cheque on its way to the SOL. They INVENTED going to Wemberley.

Joelinton buzzing about like he's just been subbed on. His cardio is unreal.

I'm enjoying Bruno After Dark.

Bruno on the rampage.

There's no VAR lads. You can elbow whoever you like.

Bruno getting Perez back. Good lad.

Vardy retardy.

Right let's get some subs on and rest the breakables.

Willock can fucking motor when he wants to.

Absolutely made up for Burn. It's a class story.

Aye. What a helmet there.

Get in! Class finish.

We're fucking class. If we had some proper clinical lads in front of goal, we'd be out of sight by now.

Good luck mate. That's shite news but hopefully you can slow the progression right down by getting off the smokes. Was it you saying you're basically incapable of putting weight on - we might be about to put that to the ultimate test.

Miggy pretending he hurt himself cos he airshot the cross.

Lads, is Tielemans' hair slicked back or brushed forwards? It's fucking impossible to tell. I don't think I can have him signing for us unless this gets cleared up.