Gemmill

That's been photoshopped. Pearson is 6 foot 4.

Just like Quinny! Let's see the mackems moral outrage gymnastics on this one.

Now they're recruiting.

Couple of food terrorists itt.

I hope this is right that Ten Hag is targeting Weghorst for a Jan signing.

Takeaways are a Friday only affair in my house, you racist cunt.

I'd remember if I'd done it before.

Jill Scott scrubs up alright like. I'd be prepared to go behind enemy lines and smash that shit right up, Richard Keys style.

He'll forgive me.

Did somebody say assault bike?

I never got the fuss about Jeff Beck. Not saying he wasn't a class guitarist, I just didn't care for his stuff. Nevertheless.... I wish him well in the afterlife.

He's just been mouthing off about how he's a born again Christian. Pray for a new arsehole bonny lad, cos yours is getting dismantled.

Those South Coast fannies are getting fucking HUMPED. Shut up Jill Scott.

Southampton.

Is anyone even pretending that Klopp is anything other than a top shelf cunt at this stage? If you're not a cunt, you simply never come out with this shit. Maybe in a horrible moment, you do it once. He does it every other week.

Almost better to get those cunts in the semi cos then if you knack them, you're playing Southampton or Forest at Wembley for our first bit of silverware in MY FUCKING LIFETIME.

If it's owt like the last one, you'll be hoying a wobbler 40 minutes from now as Sky go to another ad break. "'ot water bottle's gettin cold, AH SAY OT WATER BOTTLE'S GETTIN COLD!"

There are 9 minutes left guys. I'M MAKING A FUNNY JOKE.

Fucking hell this is shaping up to be a grandstand last 22 minutes.

They've brought out the gimp now too. Oosh, that cunt could score 4 between now and full time and it wouldn't even be that absurd.

Like George Galloway.

Did you see the stat Sky put up before? Last 5 times Man City have trailed by 2, they have gone on to: Win twice Draw twice Lose once That is fucking ridiculous. Wouldn't be at all surprised to see them at least get a draw.

Fuck me! Come on you South Coast pansies. See this out.

Twitter is fucked for me again, but as soon as it works again I'm coming back to look at this. Anything that sends Everton down, I'm here for.