Gemmill

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Well it's 0-1, which is a GREAT result.

I almost hope they do get rid of him because they've made so many changes to bring in people that he wants that it would set Chelsea back a good chunk of time. I was listening to the Athletic Podcast and they had an episode on Chelsea and it sounds like a really weird setup where there's this open sharing of ideas on who they'll sign and from what I could gather, this "committee" includes the new owner. They were saying Potter must have got certain guarantees to have joined, but if you're sitting opposite the big rich yank owner, there's no way this is gonna work.

Did you lads get to the bottom of whether anti-semitism is alright or not? Asking for my mam.

It's 2023 lads. Nobody really owns their boilers these days.

I'm not that arsed about this like. He shouldn't have done it, he's hopefully learned his lesson, and he got caught so he'll be punished. Done and dusted. I'll reserve my disappointment for if he does it again. The mackems hero worshipped a grown man that was fingering a 15 year old so they can FUCK OFF.

I hope he selects Miggy as his legal representation.

That's been photoshopped. Pearson is 6 foot 4.

Just like Quinny! Let's see the mackems moral outrage gymnastics on this one.

Now they're recruiting.

Couple of food terrorists itt.

I hope this is right that Ten Hag is targeting Weghorst for a Jan signing.

Takeaways are a Friday only affair in my house, you racist cunt.

I'd remember if I'd done it before.

Jill Scott scrubs up alright like. I'd be prepared to go behind enemy lines and smash that shit right up, Richard Keys style.

He'll forgive me.

Did somebody say assault bike?

I never got the fuss about Jeff Beck. Not saying he wasn't a class guitarist, I just didn't care for his stuff. Nevertheless.... I wish him well in the afterlife.

He's just been mouthing off about how he's a born again Christian. Pray for a new arsehole bonny lad, cos yours is getting dismantled.

Those South Coast fannies are getting fucking HUMPED. Shut up Jill Scott.

Southampton.

Is anyone even pretending that Klopp is anything other than a top shelf cunt at this stage? If you're not a cunt, you simply never come out with this shit. Maybe in a horrible moment, you do it once. He does it every other week.

Almost better to get those cunts in the semi cos then if you knack them, you're playing Southampton or Forest at Wembley for our first bit of silverware in MY FUCKING LIFETIME.

If it's owt like the last one, you'll be hoying a wobbler 40 minutes from now as Sky go to another ad break. "'ot water bottle's gettin cold, AH SAY OT WATER BOTTLE'S GETTIN COLD!"