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Eddie's gonna have to dock Maxi's tail again. I bet Tindall pins him down screaming and Eddie comes in with the rusty secateurs.

Pope "taking the sting out of the game", the streetwise cunt.

Wilson man. Me and ewerk have got cash money on this ffs.

Daft from Bruno. Man United have scored.

Miles on.

Pleased to see Gloom's reports of West Ham being passive were exactly the sort of MSM drivel we've come to expect from him.

Isn't it JUST LIKE THE IRISH to have less faith in a BLACK MAN scoring 2 or more goals. Disgusting.

COPYCAT!

Wilson has had a couple of games rest and the international break. And the goal the other day would have been good for his confidence. Hat trick.

This tweet has since been taken down. Apparently not accurate.

Wilson and Joelinton in for Isak and Willock.

They must be looking for a fucking SHITE end to their season.

He was approached AFTER the Led By Donkeys sting. They're as thick as they are corrupt.

In case you've forgotten he's the one who claimed the shortened match of the day allowed him to make it to the pub for last orders. The stupid cunt.

Our friend Scott Benton in cash for questions strife.

Bigger transfer budget if we qualify for the CL. Also we're definitely qualifying for Europe, so the extra games are a given now. So being in the better competition that pays more is a no brainer. And finally, qualifying for the CL can't by itself bring FFP problems.

Enjoyed Marjorie Taylor Greene comparing Trump to other figures from history who have been arrested. "Jesus! Jesus was arrested and MURDERED by the Roman Government."

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/04/opinion/donald-trump-alvin-bragg-indictment-charges.html Good article about the charges against Trump and why a lot of the "there's not really much substance to this" commentary is wrong. There's plenty substance and plenty of precedent.

Another relaxing win. Put your feet up and enjoy it.

Agreed. If you're going to write an article telling us that AI is going to kill us all in a hurry, to the extent that you're not even sure we'll be here for your kid to lose her next tooth, it's sort of incumbent upon you to explain the mechanism by which this will happen. He sounds fucking insane tbh. And he's sent his wife loopy too.

Chelsea win is the best result tonight. We can't be worrying about Chelsea overtaking us - if that happens, we might not even finish top 6 cos we'll have imploded.

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

Narrowly avoids a by-election.