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On the plus side, we could see a full 45 minutes of Isak, Wilson, Miggy if Joelinton drops back. Hope Bruno's injury isn't too bad with the cup semi coming up.

Bruno's in tears. What the fuck has he played on for?

I just read an article and it was reported that Braverman's answer received a round of applause. So fuck everyone from Fareham.

Have you seen the sequel? It's called Borgen Hunt.

Anyone know how many goals Kuol scored today?

We'd come out of the traps like we did against Leicester. It'd be game over within 15 minutes. Give Cooper a reason to have that twisty a face.

Hey Premier League, I love what you've done with your relegation zone.

You're not fit to wear the shehhhht rings out. Bedsheets being unfolded. You categorically love to see it.

THE BOOS! Enjoy your sit-in protest you silly cunts.

Have we all got the curtains shut in case the coppers are prowling btw.

Four minutes. This ref hates boo fans.

My lass has had the dog at the beach. Due home any minute and I'm genuinely worried she's gonna interrupt my enjoyment of the booing.

Lampard just stands and stares with his arms folded. He hasn't got a fucking clue.

I'm gonna guess Charlton. That name has got Charlton Athletic written all over it.

Danny Gabbidon is gonna get to test his hypothesis.

BRIGHTON!

SOUTHAMPTON! You can stick your fucking fireworks up your arse!

They've been way better than Liverpool. Definitely DE ZERBI to be ahead.

I've been watching a feed of the Everton match for 10 minutes and only just twigged it has no commentary.

Pearson could have done it. He's ripped.

It's dead impressive. They were good under Potter but this bloke is making Potter look like THE HANDBRAKE.

Btw all those years with Ashley in charge and no one ever thought to put him in a headlock. Feels like a misstep.

Smooshed to death by eight little flat faces.

He's SUCH a cunt. He'd be out first round every time in Don't Show Keith Your Teeth too. It's why he's never been on Celebrity Juice.

Looks like two albino ducks having an argument. I love in ear Bluetooth jobs. The perfect excuse to blank people at work.