Gemmill

Isak: wot ye deein', wor kid?

Now is not the time for the electric boogaloo, Micky.

On the plus side, he's never once been fined for getting to training late.

Rio explaining that Van De Ven is so fast that he can't control his feet. It's starting to sound like less and less of an advantage, this devastating pace of his.

All over them.

Check complete dickheads!

Omg please tell me they're not gonna manufacture a lifeline for Spurs here with a VAR penalty.

Vot De VOT?!

Isak is having Van De Ven's life here.

Anderson looking good. Van De Ven briefly vertical.

Angela looks livid. I need a replay of Gordon's goal cos the DPD man turned up.

We want 6!

Put that fast Dutch cunt on his arse too. How fast is he sat on his backside lads?

Isak is fucking lethal. One of those players where you know he's not missing in that position. Brilliant battling from Gordon.

Get in!

I'd love to hoy darts at Maddison.

Please tell me Maddison is getting a card for that. Ffs.

We're doing alright but they've got terrifying pace up front.

Aye it's ridiculous.

Ange asking Eddie where the fackin hot chick with the violin is. "Mate I'm telling yer, it's fackin doinamoite."

I'd take a draw right now.

I've been to Cozumel cos I'm a cut above Renton.

Be interesting to see whether James Maddison gets one free punch per game, or if that was just a one-off.

It was the typo I was pointing out, PIGFACE!