Gemmill

Longy Louganis at it again.

Moshiri has just put Everton up for sale.

Could be Captain Chaos time here. I'd rather move Burn inside and bring ANY FUCKER ELSE on.

Oh fuck. Schar.

Great cross from Longstaff.

Picked up where we left off with our finishing.

The name's Blonde.... Strawberry Blonde.

Kung Po SeeTeeeeeee... Number one super guy!

Absolutely outrageous this. Gloom zooming up on his skateboard, kick flipping it up in the air, catching it and calling Fish a hipster.

He's only been at the club since the summer. It took all of 5 months to realise signing for Everton was a fucking huge mistake.

I was there that day. It was fucking shite.

I was listening to the Athletic podcast episode about Juventus, the docked points, and the fact that Paratici (now director of football at Spurs) is now banned from Italian football for 30 months. Questions outstanding as to whether Spurs will have to sack him and he's seen as integral to their transfer dealings. Would be nice if this could set them back even further.

You see that low block....?

She had this bint on from UK Volleyball. Proper odd sort, at one point she didn't respond to a link from Skelton cos Skelton had pronounced her surname wrong. Another time Skelton asked her something and she responded by punching the air - which then had to get the Audio Description treatment from Skelton. You're on radio bitch. Anyway Matt Goss was on being interviewed which was FUCKING EXCRUCIATING. He's deeply odd. But the interview finishes and Skelton turns to volleybint and says "What about you? Were you a Bros fan as a kid?" "I actually had a t shirt with Matt and Luke make me puke on it." Skelton stunned into silence. Goss hopefully no longer on the line.

Were you listening to Helen Skelton on 5 Live at the weekend?

The moment has gone now, but suffice to say this would have been like shooting fish in a barrel for me.

You can't keep starting the £63m lad on the bench, especially when the lad keeping him out of the team isn't scoring.

these essays defending Walter White. You're BUNSEN HONEYDEW, BITCH!

Mild mannered chemist Renton blatantly fancies himself as a bit of a Walter White. More of a Bunsen Honeydew if the truth be told.

1 point and 1 goal per game average for Lampard. YUM YUM Frank, what will you serve up at your next club. The new Steve Bruce.

I'm alright with it as long as he plays with a bag on his head.

This was a big part of my problem with GoT. Too many characters and too many fucking stupid names. I'm not gonna remember made up names, but especially not when there's 40 characters I need to keep track of.

Does the SUPAFAN klaxon still work, we haven't had to use it in a while?

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