Gemmill

Anyone who thinks I'm giving Villa any credit can RAM IT UP THEIR SHITPIPE. They're on a run. It will end. And Bournemouth have just beaten Spurs, so it's as you were in the race for Top 4.

BOURNEMOUTH!

How the fuck has that Spurs goal been given. Kane right in front of the keeper in an offside position. Unreal.

Kane blatantly kicking out at the Bournemouth lad and getting away with it there. Could do with the gormless prick getting a ban for next weekend.

Bournemouth, you absolute beauties.

Mullered. We'll bounce back though, I'm sure.

Targett came on on 68 mins today. Don't think it'll be long before he gets a start.

Get in Bournemouth.

Spurs one up. Balloons.

Chelsea 1 up v Brighton. THANK YOU PLEASE.

Only the 4th time we've been beaten like. Everyone has an off day. Even me, apparently.

He looks the closest we've come to one so far, but it's very early days. Get an Eddie Howe pre season under his belt and things will look different.

Looking forward to Ollie Watkins being as bad as his name next season.

What are these boring cunts singing?

15 from 18, bitch. You won't even take Spurs at home on. Coward of the County!

Aye Burn looks like he's running in treacle and he's looked sloppy in possession too. I've loved the story and he's great back up at centre half, but the Dan Burn left back fantasy must end TONIGHT.

Even that post went wrong. Is this what your lives are like ever day?

A humbling experience today. I feel like one of you lot.

The most worrying thing from today is how bad Villa have made our back 4 look. There's Harry Kane to deal with next week. This is embarrassing.

Well I hope you like HIM as much as you like LOSING. FANNYFACE.

Yeah, Renton's positivity is JUST what this situation calls for. He's just been posting about Spurs and Man United both being guaranteed wins this weekend. He's bad juju.

These fucking losers booing Targett.

BT Sport keep pushing this fight tonight and showing a mugshot of some bloke who looks like Slimmer of the Week in the bottom left corner. Boxing is nonsense.