Gemmill

The only thing those boyos are missing is velcro instead of the laces.

@Dr Gloommaking an appearance on the decks. He kept this quiet.

I fancy Wilson might score tonight.

Say what you like about Gordon, but when you come after his lass's tits we're gonna have a problem.

He knows what he likes and what he likes is biiiiiig olllllllllld tidddddiiiiiies.

Christ he only joined a year ago. Mental how much has been achieved in the last 12 months.

Aye I thought he came across well in the videos so far. It's a canny bit for a 21 year old to get put in a situation like that - all these new faces, new everything, and he seems to have a decent head on his shoulder about it all. I hope he's a big success here. If Howe thinks he can be, I'm on board.

KEEP ADAM'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!

"The path of the righteouth man is bethet on all thideth by the inequitieth of the thelfith and the tyranny of evil men. Blethed ith he who, in the name of charity and good will, thepherdth the weak through the valley of the darkneth, for he ith truly hith brother'th keeper and the finder of lotht children. And I will thtrike down upon thee with great vengeanthe and furiouth anger thothe who attempt to poithon and dethtroy My brotherth. And YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME ITH THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANTHE UPON YOU!"

That can't be copyright. It's just people's names with an ampersand.

@Christmas Tree there's a mug/t-shirt for your Etsy on this video for you. In the following format: Burn& Botman& Schar& Trippier.

I got NOTHING from those fools. I left just after they got bought by Clydesdale. I would have been due a good whack of redundancy if I'd stuck around to let things play out, but I could no longer be contained by those clowns and had to spread my wings.

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Also I said no one in their right mind takes a paycut. Back in those dreads days you would have been permanently off your box on the Aussie equivalent of spice (spoiiice). So you don't qualify.

You've got a top knot now. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

Listen, Judge Dreads. No one in their right mind changes job for a big paycut, which is what he would have had to do. You can't hold footballers to a higher standard than you would expect from yourself, and I know FOR A FACT that you and your ginger dreadlocks wouldn't be taking a paycut. So zip it.

Regarding his attitude, I can totally understand not giving a fuck about playing or busting a gut to be fit for the Ashley version of NUFC. The club was rotten to its core. Anyone ever worked somewhere like that, cos I have and you simply do not give a fuck about anything by the end of it.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYN6Qsnt/

Brighton are after him too apparently, so probably an Ashworth one.

Gallagher's been getting games under Potter, hasn't he? Would seem a weird time to leave just as he's getting starts.

Ref gutted about the VAR.

Fucking class. I was just about to say I wanted them to win now after that bullshit from the ref. Show us your teeth, Jurgen, you gurning cunt.

Aye give it 6 months and all this fantasy island shit will be forgotten. They're all pissed on Mowbrayball at the minute, but the hangover is coming.