Gemmill

CT's hat trick bet so close.

Be interesting to see if anyone tries to snap Murphy.

Definitely had a heart attack. Not sure how bad it was.

We've still got Maxi and Isak to come on btw. And we're 3-1 up at home against the bottom side in the PL. R e l a x.

Joelinton looking the full Brazilian tonight. Some of his touches have been class.

Aye he's still lush. And yeah he was tabbing even as a PL footballer. I fucking LOVED him when he was here playing for us.

They pinged one in from 30 yards. Other than that they've done fuck all. I'm not remotely concerned.

It's mental how poorly Ginola has aged. He looks like Worzel Gummidge minus the straw.

Salisu's bunches are nice.

We'll score again for def. Wilson doesn't look at the races again. Very strange.

They've never seen a worse performance from a team than Southampton tonight.

Forgot about the pond life. Will check in on them later.

Me, but only after he'd scored one.

Sean's been on double shooting practice.

Aye. Gordon's lass was on topless. Shame you missed it.

McCoist is drooling watching us. Good lad.

No idea what you're talking about you daft Yorkshire shite! 😂

Longstaff looks on it. Hat trick.

Should be tie over. Get in.

Was that Idris Elba next to Ghodoussi?

Is he Irish?

Is Shay getting work as an auctioneer these days. Some fucking gabble on him.

Tough crowd on here ffs. We've spent £260m or something in three windows. A player has left unexpectedly at the end of the window, reportedly for £10m when he's nearly out of contract, and it frees up £70k per week. You can't say no to that. If no one comes in, it won't be for lack of effort, I'm sure.

Gavin Bazunu. I didn't know his first name was Gavin.

Wearing one on his head was an interesting choice.