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Hughton and Redknapp (J). Hughton rambling on like a granddad.

There was definitely something going on with the way Sky had miced the ground last night cos it did sound quite quiet.

Dunno if I'm going soft but I hope West Ham win the Conference League. Would be a nice bit of icing on Moyes's career and would go some way to making up for his eyebrows falling off.

Listen, you fucking helmets. AT LEAST 3 out of the 4 teams you were all skidding your kegs over WILL NOT get beyond 66 points. Like I said they wouldn't. It remains to be seen whether the whiny scouse cunts will manage it, but I stand by my excellent analysis. It has taken a frankly fucking ludicrous revival from Liverpool to prove me wrong, whereas you clowns thought they were all gonna do it. Please. PLEASE. Will ONE OF YOU say something interesting next season on which you can be judged? PLEASE? Or is it gonna be left to me again to drive this forum forward and fend off these geriatric attacks on my character. You're lucky we don't live in Australia.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/19/homicide-squad-officers-to-investigate-senior-constables-tasering-of-95-year-old-aged-care-resident Wtf Australia. 95 years old, 5ft 2, not even 7 stone, and with dementia, approaching the copper ON HER WALKER with a steak knife in her hand, and they fucking tase her.

This is what celebrity looks like. "I wish I had a cock like you Adam." "Well errr...."

Congratulations on the CL Final BTW, you lot were unreal the other night. Hope you win it, then smash Man United in the FA Cup. (.... And then Pep calls it a day ...)

That does sound like my stepmam.

Saying the same stuff just now. Beat Man United, were unlucky against Arsenal, and deserve to be in the CL.

Aye, did us a bit of a favour tbf. Maybe De Zerbi just fucking hates scousers.

Liverpool down from 37% to 27%.

Hughton having some significant trouble getting a question out there.

Might not even need one more effort. Could all be done and dusted by Saturday tea time if Villa turn up.

Must admit, having watched all those videos about how Brighton can beat any press, it was great to watch them absolutely fucking flailing in the first half.

Nope. Straight in to the group stage.

If Liverpool drop points on Saturday I was hoping we'd get a chance to give Bruno a rest, but Willock snapping his hamstring has fucked that.

Up yours Renton. I'll have you banned.

I just want to take a moment to congratulate all those that voted for me to start this match thread. You held your nerve, and you've all been rewarded. For those of you that didn't vote for me, NEVER doubt me again you little CUNTS.

"Why's Wilson still on the pitch?" "Wilson needs hooking."

That cross from Miggy is shite.

Aye Wilson is a big art of the pressure and turnovers we've been forcing them into.

I think the ref has been fair /generous to us tbf, with the exception of the Bruno booking. The pen shout - I'd have been fucking LIVID if it was given against us cos it's basically a dive over Dunk's leg.