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Offside. Up yours Everton. We're giving the ball away far too much here though.

Lucky cunts.

Tonali's touch is SCANDALOUS

It's kickoff time. Turn your fucking shit tune off.

Mohammed bin Stadium.

O'Neill's gonna get the bullet, isn't he.

Same, I'm gonna have a nap instead.

Filming your own gifs is beyond the call of duty, fair play.

Can't believe Leeds are still persevering with Meslier.

I went to a wedding once where the groom was in the navy, and half the wedding party was his mates. Like rugby lads but with even worse patter.

Wherever "abroad" is, I bet they fucking hate him.

He said that if anyone ever presented him with an alternative to the football, he'd be happy to do it. It's just never happened yet.

He's had to leave the electric scooter life behind because of heat from the law.

I believe it was HRH Dr Gloom.

It's two Ls at the end of my name, Mrs Toadfish.

Allegri is Ferguson's recommendation apparently. Hopefully he's as big a success as his last one, Davey Moyes.

Renton's story sounds like when I get called to my mam's house cos something tech related won't work, I get there and do exactly what I've been telling her to do on the phone, and it works. "Well it wasn't doing that for ME?!"

Not on twitter so can't read this unfortunately, but I just find it hard to believe this will matter. If you don't believe by now that what Trump did on Jan 6th was illegal and disqualifying, you never will. The polls appear to be tightening too which is just absurd. America can just fuck right off that it's even this close.

Aye sorry man, sounds like a tough spot. I hope your wife is OK from the fall. Is there such a scheme where you can claim as a full time carer. I assume even if there is that it's pitifully underfunded and not something a family can live on?

Tell him to fuck off as well.

I think "The King" is discovering that there are limits to his powers.

If they have to buy land, announcing they're definitely moving will affect negotiations on price. It'll affect contract tendering for the different possible builds too. Patience.

Tell them to fuck off from me!

10 minutes of freedom in that midnight hush. Reprehensible.

Nobody gives a fuck that West Ham won the conference league btw. Not even their fans.