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Villa v Leicester seems mental. Could be a good MOTD if we don't fuck the entire show up later.

Interesting reading Caulkin and Waugh's latest on The Athletic where they mention that "a documentary is in the works". Presumably we're signing up for Amazon's All Or Nothing.

More points dropped by Potter's rabble. Good that they didn't get off to a flyer after the window.

Potter doing the yank's bidding and starting Fernandez and Mudryk. I hope they're both shite. Mitro hat trick please.

Boldon will be jumping.

Watching what Chelsea have done in the last couple of windows, and comparing it with us, I think I would feel really uncomfortable if that was the way we were carrying on. Firstly cos they're blatantly gaming the rules, and secondly cos it's such a massive gamble. Honestly it seems not far off 50:50 as to whether they end up back in the title race, or just on the edges of the CL spots but with an absolute desperate need to qualify every year. Am I being a fanny? Would others like to see us pull this shit?

Aha! I always wondered if you'd REALLY fallen over and broken your collar bone.

Lads, fuck off eh.

He's lost his 100% record. 3-1 now. A sad day.

ShiteBrigade more like! Looks like a jockey's silks.

At least they can tell themselves they would have been promoted if this hadn't happened. Then they can extend the fantasy and convince themselves they would have played us off the park home and away and probably finished comfortably mid table. Just ahead of the mags.

AH DINNUT BELLEYVE IT! Never appens to the lucky FUCKUN MAGS.

Man United have got no problems with fielding alleged rapists. ALLEGEDLY.

He's fucking class. Such a nerd about the control the controllables stuff that when he's asked if he'll allow himself to dream about lifting the trophy, he responds (with a grin tbf) "I've got no control at night time when I fall asleep so if that happens I'll be more than happy to visualise it."

I like him and I really enjoyed seeing him buy in and play well for Howe, probably mainly for what it said about the manager tbh. I hope he doesn't leave and go back to being a lazy fucker, would be nice to see him end his career on a relative high.

Even more unbelievable to conceive that you'd still be without pubes 24 years later. Well I hope tonight has proved that anything can happen. Check your kegs in the morning, you never know.

I love Eddie Howe. He's mint in interviews.

He's away after tonight I think.

Subbing the sub?

Lascelles. NOOOOOOOOO!

Lads man Bruno is gonna be fresh as fuck for the final. Look on the bright side.

We'll be fine. Willock, Longstaff and Joelinton in the middle. Get Uggers Gordon out on the wing grafting all over the shop.

Liverpool got away with worse at the weekend, but Bruno has been carrying on like a tit for 10 minutes now.

Bruno off here.