Gemmill

Good luck with it strawb. You're due some good shit.

Who's gonna talk him down this time?

Great Park was pre-divorce. Wideopen now. Which is classed as North Tyneside but you better fucking believe I use the Brunswick (Newcastle) tip. Am I fuck driving all the way to the Tyne Tunnel one which is what I'm meant to do.

I don't know how an amateur geography teacher such as yourself has mistaken me as coming from Boldon.

Worse than the train craic this.

The PL charges are new within the last few months. I don't know if there's just a fear from journos that they don't get caught on the wrong side of history with this one, so they're doing some flag raising now in advance of a treble being won that later has to be asterisked.

Tories seriously discussing sending in LONC to the 1922 Committee re Sunak apparently.

Boldon Bittyman.

We need to set our stall out and make it very clear that the biggest names in world football are NOT WELCOME. Yet.

Miggy's little kid is all left foot, just like his dad.

Wanker boy in bother again.

Three poshos trying to cover a football story.

Still think we should replace Pope?

Matt Law, Telegraph.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/methodology/how-our-club-soccer-predictions-work/ Methodology at the above link.

Looks like we've got the beating of most of the CL teams, lads.

Just for the record:

I don't fancy Meslier at all, but the other two would be canny. I liked the idea of Jack Harrison 6 months ago, but I'm not sure whether he wasn't just in a mad run of form, standing out in a bad side.

Harry Kane Declan Rice Jude Bellingham

As funny as it would be for Liverpool to still pip Man United to CL, the fact is Man United are a club that will always have money to spend cos they're such a massive global brand. If you can keep Liverpool out of the CL for a couple of seasons though, they'll start to go backwards. Even the one season will hurt them a bit.

I'm just not arsed about buying big stars. Rice would be incredible but he's not coming here. Same goes for Bellingham. I think we're about two years early for big star signing conversations. I'll be happy for us to continue to sign people I've barely heard of who turn out to be absolutely class. You buy these big lads as final jigsaw pieces. You don't start off with them when you've still got work to do on the foundations. OK PIGTAILS!?