Gemmill

Karius in the final? Is that right that Dubravka is cuptied?

Feels like the season's falling apart here. It's not. Howe and co will sort it out, but this is a fucking huge low.

What does that mean for the cup final?

Pope off. Fucking hell lads.

Fabinho at it again the dirty cunt.

Need to get a goal back quick.

Fuck this.

Nah that's not handball. Cunt.

Ah fuck.

@PaddockLadcalled it. What he lacks in statistical knowledge, he makes up in spawny predictions.

These cowards have conceded three in each of their last 3 away games. They're shite. Don't fret.

Miggy's right foot is good for fuck all. We've started decent here, front 3 look sharp.

Aye didn't expect that. Poor lass.

Big praise for Fabinho there, who should be as banned for this game as Bruno is.

Aye. Deafening. If we beat these tonight, there's only Spurs can put us out of the CL spots. Even a draw tonight would make it a canny uphill climb for Liverpool.

Look at Klopp in that clip at the end of the Anfield match. Grinning and gesturing at our bench. What a fucking cunt that bloke is.

Like a Maxi stepover, you're fooling NOBODY!

He was on about him talking about Atsu, you fucking headless CHOOK!

Tit sweat is the SILENT KILLER.

Is that your personal match clock on the left hand side, Sir Alex?

"It was a great guys"

tbf Azpilicueta was spazzed out on the deck for a good 10 minutes after that Southampton lad Escape To Victoried his entire face.

Here we go again lads. It's 5pm on a Saturday on Sky sports. It must be Toon Army o clock. 🎙️YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS FLAME! I WILL NEVER LEEET YOU GOOOOO! 🎙️

As long as they were playing flowing, one touch football, and every player looked worth £10m, they won't mind that at all. Results are secondary, made up intangibles are what football is really about.

Southampton have appointed half of A Night At The Roxbury as interim manager.