Gemmill

Point of Order! Aston Villa do not lose form. I have it on good authority from half of fucking Toontastic. So please. Show some respect to Beige Barca.

Sky won't know what to do if Liverpool pip Man United and not us.

You should have just smashed him full in the face and told him to apologise or you'd do it again.

I reckon West Ham will get something tomorrow. We've still got nowt to worry about mind. We're two results ahead of Liverpool already and they've only got three left to play. We've got five games left.

Nicking some of the Archbishop of Canterbury's patter and inviting my lass to "receive the rod of equity and mercy" later on. What a thing to say to Camilla on Charlie's big day.

Ref blowing for a foul cos Konate slipped over.

Aye it's unreal. It's bad enough having to watch the scouse cunts without that squeaky fucker talking over the top of it.

Schade coming on. He's a smooth operator.

Aye the charge was for his comments after the match. He should be getting a ban, I'm just wondering how long the FA will take over it all.

What happened with Klopp's charge BTW? He had until yesterday to respond.

How is Konate not getting booked here? He's done that 2 or 3 times now ffs.

Brentford have got at least an equaliser in them here.

Bastards he's offside.

"Another phase of play" or some shit. Which is total bollocks because he obviously has an advantage being a yard offside and ahead of the defender.

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The fact that there's 19% "Others" in Curtice's figures is problematic too. Who exactly?

That doesn't factor in Scotland, where you would expect Labour to pick up seats.

Eddie talking about Expected Goals in his Arsenal press conference. ONE IN THE EYE for the thick cunts on here. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

That's what you get for living in Torymouth.

Aye. And I'd much sooner things look bleak enough for them to want to delay it, rather than the opposite.

Too short for our team of giants. He'll have to settle for slumming it at Man United.

Hopefully celebrating the local election results.