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Paqueta's starting to look a player now.

Aye same in Amsterdam. CT you should buy the ticket for the seat next to yours and take one to the match with you.

And that's with Stephen Carr at right back. We've got Kieran Trippier.

I know PL posted Martins' winner the other day but worth watching this 10 minute highlights package to remind yourself that anything is possible. Happy Cup Final Day, dickheads!

Fair play to the cleanup kids.

She's on drugs. Mark my words.

Quay Ingredient on the Quayside is canny.

Man alive, the human race is problematic.

Your mission for the weekend is to find Adam P and get on his channel. Tell him the G-man sent you.

Are you there with the kids CT or is this a solo mission?

Looks like a vanity case to me. Cone polish and a lint free cloth.

Do twitter links take ages to render for everyone now or is it just me? I'm assuming it's something to do with the mess Musk has made with his new toy.

Enjoy yourselves lads. No fountain shits.

Maxi is shite as an impact sub. It's the fucking Cup final and Ten Hag's been making his goateed gob go. Go for it from the start.

Ten Hag can ram this patter up his shit pipe. On the plus side, it's wonderful to hear that we're getting on the Man United manager's tits. I hope we put an absolute "ball in play time" clinic on on Sunday for the mayonnaise chip dipping cunt.

Putin's on tik tok? Is he dancing?

He's Dutch, he can't help being a prick.

6 month from now CT will still be in London, sleeping rough. This is a cry for help that will go unheard.

He limped off like. But aye its probably Instagram mind games, you fucking divs.

Just thinking there how mental it is that Pardew used the word "raped" as a football pundit.

Barcelona penalty. Score this, get Man United chasing the game.

Marcus Rashford's hamstrings. 🤞🤞🤞