Gemmill

Aye Targett's on the bench.

Schar loves a head injury. One a game minimum.

Trippier's touch is tremendous.

Either that or he's just not feeling well.

We've started great. Just have to hope Rashford's has a quiet game.

Hope Ten Hag is paying attention to his time wasting cunts here.

That picture of Weghorst in the team photos.

I'm watching the build up on Sky. Looking like Neville and Carragher might both be on co-comms with Carragher declared the "honorary Newcastle fan". 🙄

Listen, I'm not CT, I don't photography my dinner!

Should've stuck with Tommy Toucher.

Bit of a kitchen sink job. I've not had it before so it better be nice.

I went for ciabatta instead, so stick that up your Yorkshire pudding!

Dog walked, spicy beef brisket in the slow cooker and beer in the fridge. I'm away out to get some brioche buns in a bit. If nothing else, I intend to win the sandwich league cup today.

Well played CT and daughters. Was it both of them fancied me, or just the one? I can't remember.

Paqueta's starting to look a player now.

Aye same in Amsterdam. CT you should buy the ticket for the seat next to yours and take one to the match with you.

And that's with Stephen Carr at right back. We've got Kieran Trippier.

I know PL posted Martins' winner the other day but worth watching this 10 minute highlights package to remind yourself that anything is possible. Happy Cup Final Day, dickheads!

Fair play to the cleanup kids.

She's on drugs. Mark my words.

Quay Ingredient on the Quayside is canny.

Man alive, the human race is problematic.

Your mission for the weekend is to find Adam P and get on his channel. Tell him the G-man sent you.

Are you there with the kids CT or is this a solo mission?