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Isak winner on 89 minutes. A celebration where the camera is wobbling cos the stand feels like it's going to collapse. Man United players crestfallen.

We seem slow getting the ball to Maxi. There's a few times he's been in space and we've knocked two more passes about and then passed to him when his marker's much close. Second half is nicely set up for an Isak hat trick. We were the better side in the first half and we're still in the game, I think.

I'm keeping it for after. I'd fucking choke on it if I ate it now. Got some nice coleslaw to go with it too.

Casemiro is a minge.

Good save Karius. Burn is a problem for us most games now.

5 minutes? Schar was down for 5 minutes. Then Bruno a couple of minutes. Then 2 goals. Refs are fucking shocking at basic shit.

Lads it's not even half time, stick your woe is me shit up your hoops.

Pope saves that like. I'm not blaming Karius, it's not his fault he's in this situation. Get a goal back and we've still got a chance here. We've still got Isak to come on too.

These lucky cunts.

He'll be alreet, he's used to it.

Canny egg on Schar's head.

Aye Targett's on the bench.

Schar loves a head injury. One a game minimum.

Trippier's touch is tremendous.

Either that or he's just not feeling well.

We've started great. Just have to hope Rashford's has a quiet game.

Hope Ten Hag is paying attention to his time wasting cunts here.

That picture of Weghorst in the team photos.

I'm watching the build up on Sky. Looking like Neville and Carragher might both be on co-comms with Carragher declared the "honorary Newcastle fan". 🙄

Listen, I'm not CT, I don't photography my dinner!

Should've stuck with Tommy Toucher.

Bit of a kitchen sink job. I've not had it before so it better be nice.

I went for ciabatta instead, so stick that up your Yorkshire pudding!

Dog walked, spicy beef brisket in the slow cooker and beer in the fridge. I'm away out to get some brioche buns in a bit. If nothing else, I intend to win the sandwich league cup today.

Well played CT and daughters. Was it both of them fancied me, or just the one? I can't remember.