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Big 5 minutes coming up for Martin Dubravka.

Murphalurph what was that man.

Aye. I hope someone hockles in his face on the way home.

I think we'll have a bit of a mini lift-off in the league now. I think this game has been a drag on our season.

Burn's getting booked in this last 15. He's fucking had enough.

Karius has had a decent game tbf. I don't even think he was at fault for their second goal, I just think Pope would have saved it. We could have rolled over here but we've been the better side in both halves. These are just clinical. We'll get there though, another couple of transfer windows.

Neville caught himself on there saying "United" and corrected himself.

FUCK OFF MAN.

He's having one of his head down games, aye. He's shown the odd glimpse in recent games but today's he's got the blinkers on.

Bruno is unreal. He'll be alreet here, he's just being a fanny.

What is going on with the Man United players' carpet remnant warehouse haircuts. I've seen nowt like it.

Isak looks class. If Howe doesn't fancy him up top by himself then drop Almiron for him. He can't stay out of the team. We're up for it here.

Fernandes is such a prick. That was never handball and he goes fucking crackers, the goofy cunt.

Feel bad for Longstaff but we had to get Isak on.

Isak winner on 89 minutes. A celebration where the camera is wobbling cos the stand feels like it's going to collapse. Man United players crestfallen.

We seem slow getting the ball to Maxi. There's a few times he's been in space and we've knocked two more passes about and then passed to him when his marker's much close. Second half is nicely set up for an Isak hat trick. We were the better side in the first half and we're still in the game, I think.

I'm keeping it for after. I'd fucking choke on it if I ate it now. Got some nice coleslaw to go with it too.

Casemiro is a minge.

Good save Karius. Burn is a problem for us most games now.

5 minutes? Schar was down for 5 minutes. Then Bruno a couple of minutes. Then 2 goals. Refs are fucking shocking at basic shit.

Lads it's not even half time, stick your woe is me shit up your hoops.

Pope saves that like. I'm not blaming Karius, it's not his fault he's in this situation. Get a goal back and we've still got a chance here. We've still got Isak to come on too.

These lucky cunts.

He'll be alreet, he's used to it.

Canny egg on Schar's head.