Gemmill

I hope the Glazers stick around mind. Us getting taken over and leaving clowns like that in the dust won't be helped if they suddenly get a load of Qatari money in.

The real main event of the day is only just getting started. SANDWICH TIME!

Put it off, I'm not watching that lot celebrate. I thought we were good tbf. Game played out as I feared it would. We were toothless in attack and they took their chances. We were much the better side though, and whilst that doesn't matter when you lose a cup final, it matters for the rest of the season.

Ten Hag is an absolute jockey.

Get in Schar. Love a bit of argy bargy and Schar sticking up for his teammates.

Our fans are mint.

Dan Burn seeing Almiron looking for an outlet in the left and just standing doing nowt. He's been mint but we need Targett back in the team.

Carragher noticing that Neville seems out of sorts and stepping in to lick Man United hoop.

Maguire's got an own goal in him here.

Our set piece routines are non existent.

I wonder if Casemiro ever found those mysterious cities of gold.

Big 5 minutes coming up for Martin Dubravka.

Murphalurph what was that man.

Aye. I hope someone hockles in his face on the way home.

I think we'll have a bit of a mini lift-off in the league now. I think this game has been a drag on our season.

Burn's getting booked in this last 15. He's fucking had enough.

Karius has had a decent game tbf. I don't even think he was at fault for their second goal, I just think Pope would have saved it. We could have rolled over here but we've been the better side in both halves. These are just clinical. We'll get there though, another couple of transfer windows.

Neville caught himself on there saying "United" and corrected himself.

FUCK OFF MAN.

He's having one of his head down games, aye. He's shown the odd glimpse in recent games but today's he's got the blinkers on.

Bruno is unreal. He'll be alreet here, he's just being a fanny.

What is going on with the Man United players' carpet remnant warehouse haircuts. I've seen nowt like it.

Isak looks class. If Howe doesn't fancy him up top by himself then drop Almiron for him. He can't stay out of the team. We're up for it here.

Fernandes is such a prick. That was never handball and he goes fucking crackers, the goofy cunt.

Feel bad for Longstaff but we had to get Isak on.