Gemmill

I've never understood why more British players don't go abroad. Especially when fucking Real Madrid come calling. Get out of your London shitheap, get yourself a Scarface mansion with a pool and spend your evenings sat out in the sun, you big chinned prick.

Fender is good. I don't get what's skin-crawling about that video either.

Yeah I think the charges would still stand. Another alternative to explain his "at least for now" line in his statement is that he's gonna do something daft and run as a Reform UK candidate at the next election. Which would be amazing cos it would split the Tory vote. I think more likely than all of this is he starts enjoying the riches of being a former PM and realises he just doesn't need the hassle anymore, whilst giving speeches/interviews and writing articles about how it could all have been so different if the party had stuck with him.

Please take the piss out of the country and the democratic process like this. Please.

This must be why Dorries went earlier. Couldn't go on without her honey monster. Two by-elections coming up.

On the day his peerages were confirmed. Absolutely fucking reeks.

And fuck off you cunt.

It'll no doubt get watered down by the Commons but it's been a bad day for corrupt blond dickheads.

Sorry, I missed Sir Michael Fabricant. Fuck off.

Dame Priti Patel. The little fucking poisoned dwarf got one too.

Rees-Mogg knighted. Just do away with this country, please. Drop the bomb, I've had enough.

What a fucking virgin this kid is. He's got people replying borderline apologising for the time they cried in front of their wife/gf. Honestly I do not know what is going on with the human race. We need wiping off the face of the planet.

Mourinho would carry on like he was doing us a favour coming here as well. Again a complete contrast to what Howe has been like here. I'm not watching the video cos it's clearly designed to get clicks and views.

Makes my mam sound like Gandhi.

Hope it turns around for you soon. Sounds like a bad one.

Man United don't have much cash to spend this summer apparently. It was on a recent episode of the Athletic Football Podcast.

Ah shit man, really sorry to hear of your troubles. Hope things improve for your MiL and that you are at least getting a big payoff which will tide you over til something new comes along.

If he goes to City, we should try again for Kalvin P.

Trivia boy Alex will like this one: West Ham are the first team in English football ever to win more games in Europe than they did in their domestic league. 12 in Europe, 11 in the PL.

The best redemption arc for lost eyebrows I've ever seen.

We'd be daft to not be asking the question though. Ashworth doesn't get to read in the papers that "London is Rice's preferred destination" and just leave it at that. I can well believe we're looking into it.

Go on Fab, son.

I think they got Botman when he was still hungover from the Leicester celebrations.

£40m buyback clause in summer 2024, I think. So they're gonna want that minimum for him to go any sooner. If we could get the players mentioned in that article and then make an inevitable unexpected whopper of a signing (along the lines of Isak), it would be good progress.