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If its a step in the direction of us recognising that we have a squad that needs to be rotated, fine. But it does seem harsh on ASM and incredibly generous to Wilson who was frankly dogshit at Wembley.

I want to see Targett back but I think it might be a mistake to hoy him back in at Man City away. I see no reason to persist with Wilson though. No point having competition for places if you don't drop players when they're underperforming.

Guru Murthy on C4 News last night. "Well today I've been speaking with the former cabinet minister and Boris Johnson superfan, Jacob Rees Mogg."

This is all great. Just as Sunak looked to have had a good week, all the fruit loops want Johnson back.

Reet. Ian Dowie. Steve Coppell. And the biggest cunt of them all (maybe second behind Bruce). Harry Redknapp!

Nah not Hughton or Hughes. Just say when yous are bored and I'll reveal the last three. And nah Alex guessed Jewell. All of the ones you've guessed so far were guessed on the podcast I listened to though so you could definitely have your own podcast.

Nope.

One of the remaining three is a former non-playing staff employee of NUFC.

Hitler would have had a big fucking I told you so face when this bloke was getting teams relegated.

Nope. Want a clue?

No Germans. In fact there's only one non-English member of the list and I think he'll be hard to get. No to Wilkinson too. Do we want answers or are we still guessing?

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Basset (he's the three time hero) Warnock Royle Bruce Five to go.

It's a no for Jewell. One of these fucking heroes has managed to do it with THREE different clubs BTW.

Bruce Warnock Both correct.

No googling. Sean Dyche is in danger of becoming the 10th manager to be relegated from the Premier League with two or more teams. Can you name the 9 absolute Champs who've already achieved this feat? Guess and I'll tell you as you get the right.

Sounds like Mrs Renton might be friends with my sister.

Mayor of Kingstown is good shit.

Listen to them all finally getting on board with an Everton relegation. I'm so far ahead of my time it's unreal.

What a fucking bellend.

Well if nothing else you understand the pecking order.