Gemmill

Fuck sake. Dead easy.

Gordon got the first touch right too. The shot, less so.

Sounds gnarly dude.

Good from Lascelles from the corner. We've missed that.

Ederson looking wobbly.

Nice caption up for Lascelles. "Made his PL debut in a 6-1 defeat against Man City in 2015"

Howe confirms Schar is a concussion.

Agree with this. Can't explain Wilson keeping his place but the rest is fine.

Ah you've paid to be up a height this weekend. Where you off?

Same instruction Nancy Dell'Olio used to get whenever she wore the strap-on.

Good shout actually. I'd love us to get back to scoring from set pieces. A towering header from Lascelles today would be an instant pants-spunker.

Actually Howe said no injury concerns when asked yesterday so maybe Schar has woken up with the squirts or picked something up since the press conference.

I completely missed that Lascelles is starting. Schar must have been concussed when sent back onto the pitch to play most of the match last week then. Canny.

Might also be recognition that Burn can't be exposed at LB against this lot.

If its a step in the direction of us recognising that we have a squad that needs to be rotated, fine. But it does seem harsh on ASM and incredibly generous to Wilson who was frankly dogshit at Wembley.

I want to see Targett back but I think it might be a mistake to hoy him back in at Man City away. I see no reason to persist with Wilson though. No point having competition for places if you don't drop players when they're underperforming.

Guru Murthy on C4 News last night. "Well today I've been speaking with the former cabinet minister and Boris Johnson superfan, Jacob Rees Mogg."

This is all great. Just as Sunak looked to have had a good week, all the fruit loops want Johnson back.

Reet. Ian Dowie. Steve Coppell. And the biggest cunt of them all (maybe second behind Bruce). Harry Redknapp!

Nah not Hughton or Hughes. Just say when yous are bored and I'll reveal the last three. And nah Alex guessed Jewell. All of the ones you've guessed so far were guessed on the podcast I listened to though so you could definitely have your own podcast.

Nope.

One of the remaining three is a former non-playing staff employee of NUFC.

Hitler would have had a big fucking I told you so face when this bloke was getting teams relegated.