Gemmill

Arsenal wobblin init bruh.

I think we're a couple of games past that point now.

Arsenal immediately losing. Philip Billing the scorer. Or as @Howmanheymanknows him, Dominic Solanke.

You're giving me Adam Johnson vibes, MATE!

HERE I COME!

Something going on with Howe and Pep at the end there. Looked like Graeme Jones might have turned up to tell Pep to fuck off or something. I'm not sure Pep was actually saying anything bad to Howe but Jones took exception.

Get Lascelles over to launch one of these cunts man. This is twatful craic.

Haaland and Grealish playing who's got the worst hair in the corner here.

The commentators. If I had to sum their performance up in two sentences, it would be. "I like this Manchester City player. Who's your favourite Manchester City player?"

Targett. Pleased to see him back.

Grealish is such a fucking minge.

Aye that's more subtle. Well done.

Grealish definitely kicked out at Burn. No reason for VAR to have a look at it though, all good.

I cannot believe this patter. "Haaland is the type of player where if he doesn't score, you feel disappointed." Mate if that's how you feel, I'm not sure this is the right job for you. Prick.

Howe looked livid. Presumably cos we gifted them the fucking ball.

FUCK OFF.

Isak is fucking class. I cannot understand this Wilson thing.

Joelinton has to score there.

I've honestly never heard a more boring commentary team. Michael Owen is better than this manc lass.

It's Gordon.

I hope it's Almiron coming off and not Gordon.

Haaland fucking skies it and we get told breathlessly that "he can score any type of goal". It nearly went out for a throw, dickhead.

Howay get Jamaal on the end of this ffs.