Gemmill

There speaks a man who doesn't watch Paranormal Caught on Camera on Discovery. The truth is out there, lads.

The loony wing of the Tory party is trying to get an Urgent Question this afternoon re Sue Gray. Let's get these fucking fruit loops out in the open chatting pure shite on the record, please.

Just seen a tweet about Bruno saying that Pep told him he played "bueno" and that the two of them have a good relationship and have spoken previously. First reply is that Howe needs to do the same with Bruno as he's done with Fraser.

Straight to the newsagents to get a lottery ticket.

What, and so then we should be as good as Man City? Is Matt Targett our end-point left back? Or Dan Burn our end-point centre half? These are FFP constrained stop gaps. And we're 6th in the league. The turnaround is incredible. Pointing at Howe at this point in time and saying "you've done well but why aren't you doing better?" is breathtakingly stupid. We're overachieving. At the start of the season people would have been happy with top 8 and sticking around a bit in the cups. We're 6th and had a day out at Wembley and the response is" why aren't we 4th and why didn't we win the cup?" Howe isn't failing, he's now an unfortunate victim of his own success.

Aye complete logic failure from that particular div. The constraining factor here is not Howe, it's the squad. This bloke is basically saying "he can take a set of players that was about to be relegated and turn them into top 4 challengers, but he can't turn them into Man City, so the thing that needs to change is the manager." Genuinely halfwitted thinking.

Right this is objectively hilarious. That's 7.

6.

Definitely not the result we needed or wanted but I am quite pleased to see Ten Hag and his dickheads getting shown up.

Desperate for Forest to get a winner here. Devastated Everton fans are my spirit animal.

VAR looking at it but looks like Shelvey has given away a pan 8 minutes into his Forest debut.

From the man who started this whole mess by stepping in the VERY SECOND Meenzer suggested he was taking a break. I'll take no lectures from Captain Season Wrecker.

Sounds like the fucking hopeless Simon Case causing more bother by blocking Gray's promotion. Amazing how many fuck ups he's survived.

They might be alright cos we can't even rely on set pieces atm.

Arteta ended up at the corner flag, the fucking tosspot.

Ugh Arsenal winner. They might do this like. Cunts. Winner came exactly 7 minutes into 6 minutes of injury time.

There was one I thought they were gonna give before when it hit Billing's arm in the box. VAR stayed strong though.

Down to 10th in the table. Exactly one division lower than where they think they'd finish in the Premier League.

Wolves beating Spurs. LAVVLY.

Arsenal wanting a penalty every time the ball goes into Bournemouth's box and doesn't end up in the net. The VAR has had quite the fucking workout in this one.

They'll be shitting in the streets tonight. Not long from now I'm dropping my lass off at the metro cos she's having to go to some cunt's birthday party in Sunderland town centre. I might send her out in a crash helmet.

Plums, Arsenal back level.