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Labour have exactly the same view as the Tories on asylum and immigration?

Fucking hell man, this is ridiculous.

Broken hipsters

£100m.

Power.

Aye, it's definitely possible to have loads of money and fuck things up. See Everton and Villa. If you get it wrong, it can take a long time to unwind your fuck ups. We should look at the patience as a good thing BTW. Staveley was talking at that football in business thing last week and was constantly talking about the Saudis being long term investors. She said that PIF is basically a pension fund and pension funds are holders of long term assets. That's evidenced in the behaviour to date and it puts to bed all the shit about they'll dump us for Man United or Liverpool. We're in good hands.

I think it might well turn out to be an opportunity missed, but I'm not sure there's much we could have done to mitigate that, bar not selling Shelvey, and I doubt he would have been the difference maker. Spunking hundreds of millions in the January window is not where we're currently at. If there was a chance this season, there'll be chances in future seasons when we're stronger though.

Don't get any ideas, @wykikitoon.

You might be right actually. 20+ years ago man. Crazy.

In terms of achievement, I think the two are on a par, so it's worth noting that when I made that post I was actually younger than John Cleese was when he made Fawlty Towers.

"You're gloating like little children"

Souness enjoying himself here, the fucking prick.

he did like his breasts, that one.

I reckon I take something like 95% of the credit for that for this absolutely life changing advice:

I'll take the Saudi lad with MBS 1 on the back of his shirt who was offering everyone sat around him first bite on his Mars bar over this cunt.

I was simply responding to the devil's advocate. If he doesn't like it, he can stick it up his boss's hoop.

Fucking hell, sounds like he was due some luck but at the same time, FUCK. HIM.

Absolutely disgusting.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BATH!

LIVID.

There speaks a man who doesn't watch Paranormal Caught on Camera on Discovery. The truth is out there, lads.

The loony wing of the Tory party is trying to get an Urgent Question this afternoon re Sue Gray. Let's get these fucking fruit loops out in the open chatting pure shite on the record, please.