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Predictions for today? Now that I'm starting threads, I can't imagine anything but a very comfortable win.

There was a lad at work who was called Jasper. I was talking to another lad at work saying "What sort of a cunt calls their kid Jasper?!" A year later he answered my question when his wife gave birth to their first son.

Right wing comedy is the BEST.

It was 20 minutes I believe. And no, their highlights packages would usually be longer, but with zero commentary they obviously took the decision to chop the highlights right back to more or less just the goals.

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I got ezdrummer too and it's an absolute piece of piss to use as BLASTAZ mentions. Never even occurred to me to use the drum midi from a Guitar Pro file though! Good shout.

SHITE take. ☝️☝️☝️

Heads should roll at the top of the BBC for this staggering fuck up. But I'm sure, given they're all tories these days, they'll be as keen on accountability as the Tory govt is. Be interesting to see how they extract themselves from this situation.

Great work Bournemouth. We have to have to have to take advantage of this tomorrow.

We've all had to endure a week of commentators telling us Liverpool are back. The week prior, it was Man United who were back. Bournemouth have got some decent pace in their counter attacks but fuck all at the end of it. Sounds like somebody else....

Hope Bournemouth can see this out. Fair play like, got themselves 2 ahead last week against Arsenal and now this.

I think the Big 6 get +10 minutes injury time for missed penalties.

Salah's Back! Also now cancelled.

The BBC has absolutely ruined its flagship football show at the behest of the right wing media and a few bellend Tory politicians. Well played lads. Let's see if you can sort it out by next weekend or if MOTD is basically Transworld Sport now.

No Doctor Teeth either.

That Kaveh is shite on deadline day. He's finally found his lane.

Lawro and Hansen.

Jenas will see this as an audition for the top job, the ambitious little shite. I'd hope the scouser in Murphy would stop him from going on.

Good lass.

NJS will believe owt bad about Starmer.

Get Le Tissier on.

I'm finally getting to grips with DAX and have just built my first data model for power BI, complete with a bunch of DAX measures I wrote ALL BY MYSELF. Nothing you say can hurt me today. I'm going into the weekend on a MASSIVE high.