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Me and Traore getting our shake on.

I wouldn't know about that bro, I'm swole.

Isak definitely doesn't look short of fitness. His pressing is relentless.

I think Pope was really lucky mind. I'd be fucking livid if we'd got no pen there.

Murphy has been OK but just having the threat of someone actually making a right footed cross makes a difference. He put a ball in from the byline early on and it was like wtf I haven't see us do that in forever.

Burn, ASM, Willock, Isak all having good games. Good stuff so far. I was worried we would miss Joelinton but we look quicker getting forward with Willock back in the side.

He's up on his feet now. The little cunt. You would have thought he'd definitely snapped his leg in half the way he was carrying on.

I assume Garnacho's got a bad one here, the way he's carrying on.

Did Rashford get booked for that blatant fucking dive there?

Almiron and Wilson out.

Is your son in the next cubicle along?

A third of their remaining games. If Rashford's picks up an injury, the wheels'll be off.

Ten Hag moaning in the ref's lug, the boring cunt. There was no question it was a red.

Ref going over to the telly. He's fucked. 3 match ban coming up for one of their best 2 players here. 👍👍👍

Surely Casemiro is gone here.

Back up to 10th. Their spiritual home.

Does your playing get frantic when we get chances? And everything sounds like The Cure when we concede?

Just getting ready for the match with a gingerbread latte. What are your pre match routines?

Looks like he's turned off his replies, but not before the internet fucking rinsed him.

Spoilers, COMPO!

Karius up front would be a surprise.

Yiz just dinnit understand what being trew marraz iz. Sometimes you've got to be crewel to be kind.

You'd be forever tortured, wondering whether it was really a fart or just a burst of static. You'd never get a stiffy again.

Predictions for today? Now that I'm starting threads, I can't imagine anything but a very comfortable win.

There was a lad at work who was called Jasper. I was talking to another lad at work saying "What sort of a cunt calls their kid Jasper?!" A year later he answered my question when his wife gave birth to their first son.