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Fair play to Luke Edwards for getting Howe giggling with this question: "If I can just take you back to one of your earlier answers, what was that nice feeling that you woke up with this morning?"

I imagine, like me, he was up early doors to watch Adam P.

Howe looked fucked at this morning's press conference. Looks like he could do with the upcoming break.

Tindall playing his part well.

I slept terribly last night cos of the adrenaline and was up at 4:20 watching all this shit. Obviously the algorithm fed me Adam P first and I gobbled it up like the good little algoslave that I am.

How has there not been more coverage of Rafa Nadal's decision to transition to Indian?

The People's Paedophile!

I predict that you will breach the terms of your parole by hanging around outside of primary schools.

On the plus side, it's the whole MNF nonsense on Monday so hopefully Carragher and Neville both get to enjoy one of their teams being locked out of the CL.

Hughton and Redknapp (J). Hughton rambling on like a granddad.

There was definitely something going on with the way Sky had miced the ground last night cos it did sound quite quiet.

Dunno if I'm going soft but I hope West Ham win the Conference League. Would be a nice bit of icing on Moyes's career and would go some way to making up for his eyebrows falling off.

Listen, you fucking helmets. AT LEAST 3 out of the 4 teams you were all skidding your kegs over WILL NOT get beyond 66 points. Like I said they wouldn't. It remains to be seen whether the whiny scouse cunts will manage it, but I stand by my excellent analysis. It has taken a frankly fucking ludicrous revival from Liverpool to prove me wrong, whereas you clowns thought they were all gonna do it. Please. PLEASE. Will ONE OF YOU say something interesting next season on which you can be judged? PLEASE? Or is it gonna be left to me again to drive this forum forward and fend off these geriatric attacks on my character. You're lucky we don't live in Australia.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/19/homicide-squad-officers-to-investigate-senior-constables-tasering-of-95-year-old-aged-care-resident Wtf Australia. 95 years old, 5ft 2, not even 7 stone, and with dementia, approaching the copper ON HER WALKER with a steak knife in her hand, and they fucking tase her.

This is what celebrity looks like. "I wish I had a cock like you Adam." "Well errr...."

Congratulations on the CL Final BTW, you lot were unreal the other night. Hope you win it, then smash Man United in the FA Cup. (.... And then Pep calls it a day ...)

That does sound like my stepmam.

Saying the same stuff just now. Beat Man United, were unlucky against Arsenal, and deserve to be in the CL.

Aye, did us a bit of a favour tbf. Maybe De Zerbi just fucking hates scousers.

Liverpool down from 37% to 27%.

Hughton having some significant trouble getting a question out there.