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He's got a genuine eye problem BTW. I googled it before I went in on him in the threat title, and downgraded the insult to Squinty. I didn't want to get cancelled by the Toontastic wokerati.

Just have a gingerbread latte instead of booze.

I've been to see him the last few times, but my lass revealed last week that she'd seen this was coming up and intentionally didn't mention it, cos she fucking hates him.

I'm the fucking talent, bitch. You don't boss the talent.

Winkleman is class. And she is funny.

Sweepstake on Lineker's quip to camera for the return of MOTD. A cheeky "Now where were we?" ... is my guess. I initially thought "Did you miss me?" but that might be seen as antagonistic by the Conservative Party and we'd have to have another human sacrifice to appease them.

Is he not just another Yorkshire paedophile? There's a lot of them about.

The responses are exactly what you'd expect from people that would follow John Terry on twitter.

Watched the club's 10 minute extended highlight package this morning and I don't recall seeing the Pope incident, so I think we can all agree that it didn't happen and just move on.

I'll take us all the way to Paris.

Where the fuck is @thebrokendoll? Did Ugly Mackems put a hit out on him?

Right lads, no one touches the match thread for Friday. I'll close the season out now. 13 wins incoming.

Here we go. Newcastle the only club in world football that takes the piss to run the clock down. These lads clutching their pearls. The same blokes that call the big 6 "streetwise" and "clever" when they do the same.

Tyler is an absolute bellend mind. His patter fucking reeks. He just rambles.

I missed the celebration. I was too busy getting all up in aimaad's grill.

Makes you wonder what might have been had Willock started in the cup final. He's been tremendous today.

Great ball Willock.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!

Based on me starting the match thread, DICKSPLASH!

Wilson in gloves. It's fucking 11 degrees.

These are lucky as fuck mind. Still think we'll win this.

Trippier with the Buster Keaton clearance.

Ffs.