Gemmill

He was just trying to get a fly off the lad's knee.

Doesn't say much for your craic.

Flags look great.

Having to be within 1 metre of your router sounds like a decision that was made with comfort in mind.

You can watch your IPTV on your phone.

The club twitter has posted a pic of Longstaff arriving so presumably he starts. Leicester. You be fucked.

Are you using home plugs that run through your home electrical wiring? They will likely be capped.

Idols?

I had no idea about any of this. Pretty fucked.

Aye he can't string 3 games together and his injuries tend to be soft tissue which won't be easy for any buyers to fix. They'd certainly have no guarantee of being able to. Another Woodgate .

I flicked over when it went 3-1 West Ham. Now 3-1 Brighton.

Walcott offside by a pixel according to the bloke drawing lines on a screen for this one.

Still 2-1. Goal disallowed for Southampton.

Brighton blowing it at home against Southampton. 2 nil up, now pegged back to 2-2.

What I always say in a situation like this is no time for shit lime.

John Cordy's YouTube channel is really good for clever ways of using mostly the Stomp and the Pod Go.

Those VAR decisions where it's just someone drawing a line where they fancy are crackers. But that's Leeds fucked. They've been pathetic.

On the showing so far, Leeds are going down with an absolutely pathetic whimper. This looks nowt like the team we played last week who were low on quality but at least high on effort.

No time for shit lime. Renton trying out a new catchphrase.

This feels like a dead rubber. I don't know if it's just how shit Leeds are or the fact it's being played in an athletics stadium.

Aye. Win today and they should be able to beat Spurs. Easier said than done though, when you're absolutely shit.

They do look like they couldn't give a shite. You just don't need to give a shite to score against this tragic Leeds side. Their energy levels are nowt like they were against us last week.

Allardyce. Nipples popping through his shirt about 3 inches above his belly button and two dinner plate sized sweat patches under his arms.

West Ham look like they couldn't give a shite. And who can blame them? They probably all hate Everton too.