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"E-I-E-I-E-I-O"

I think it was @thebrokendoll saying Bruno seems to know the words to all the songs. It's very apparent from this that he knows "E-I-E-I-E-I-O" and absolutely nothing else. But he moves his mouth very enthusiastically for the rest of the song.

Robin Van Persie's got a son called Shaqueel Van Persie. How has this news only just reached me?!

Aye we can get the club to put a CUCKED video on NUFCTV with Eddie riding my lass and Tindall ripping the piss out of me as it's happening.

My lass fancies Eddie. She fucking hates football, and HATES it when Newcastle are on telly, but whenever he's on being interviewed, she'll comment on how intelligently he speaks compared to other managers/football people, how his responses are always thoughtful etc. Anyway, out in the pub with some friends, I'm talking to one of the blokes but I can hear her talking next to me and hear Howe's name mentioned. I'm thinking wtf is she talking about Eddie Howe for, and next thing you know the phone comes out and she's pulling up pictures of him and showing them to the other lasses going "do you not think...?" I interrupted and asked why she was showing pictures of Howe, and she goes "oh he's lovely, I was just telling them about him." Bizarre.

They're too Fisher Price. Real men use Android.

I actually think Firefox might be a better browser. Being able to move the address bar to the bottom of the screen is a tremendous addition.

Aye similar, loads of space left. It's Chrome and specifically this site that's causing problems. Firefox is fine - embedded twitter posts still take longer than normal to render but no phone freeze or other shit.

More games for them is good for us. Especially when we cruise past them on April 2nd.

If you're the lad on the bike, just pull over, get out and start snapping osteoporosis limbs. Don't get chased by a pensioner.

Stormy Daniels thing innit. Brought down by his button mushroom. Like all the women who've ever seen it.

There's a Samsung Experience Store in town. They'll be getting the G-Man experience if this continues.

I'm on a Samsung S20 BTW and what seems to happen is that it fucks with a bunch of things that are running on the phone. So the phone will freeze, especially when there's new embedded twitter stuff on a thread and I'll get a bunch of messages popping up saying "Modes and Routines has stopped working", "Chrome has stopped working", etc etc. Don't know if the others are on Samsung and it's maybe just a Samsung thing or if it's something just across Android 13.

Cheers Andrew.

How's Ivan Toney still turning out for Brentford? Was there not talk about a lengthy suspension?

Latest fivethirtyeight probabilities after yesterday's games. It's quite a differential on the % likelihood to make the Champions League spots vs Liverpool and Spurs.

Cheers lads. I installed Firefox yesterday, and no such issues, so that might be worth a shot until Chrome gets fixed.

Does anyone else have bother with the mobile version of this site on Android phone? It causes my whole phone to freeze whenever there's stuff needs rendering (YouTube videos, embedded twitter stuff). No other website does it. I'm having to try using the desktop site which is obviously shite on a phone.

Baldness came as a blessing to that cunt.

Theophilus P Walcott pulls one back v Spurs. I really hope they blow this lead.

Still the most talked about team in the North East. Presumably using ESP.

Tell them when that little fucking soft shite Yates mans up and spends more time vertical than horizontal, THEN..... THEN... we'll talk about NUFC manning up. I really fucking hate your in-laws.

Howmanheyman's like a one man Soccer Saturday panel.

Shame Richarlison went off injured and bawling his eyes out in the first 5 minutes. Kulusevski replaced him and is much better than him. Just set up Spurs' "go ahead goal" as they say in America.