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Was just reading that story. It's funny but it's not just the mackems. Northumbrian Water needs its fucking arse kicking, the whole of the north east coast all the way up to Berwick was just a sea of tod a couple of weekends ago.

Nice one Yorkie-T. I've spent the last week in North Yorkshire BTW. Fucking lashed it down the whole time. Still a beautiful place though.

Bit of a concern that Howe was talking in the press conference about how little time there has been for training because of all the fan friendly stuff they had to do in America. I know the commercial stuff is massive for us but getting a proper pre season in is canny important too.

Is it 2-0 now then? I put it off at half time. Who got the second?

Great goal from Miggy, the one footed cunt.

Fiorentina can't get the ball off us. Anderson just ballooned one from outside the box. Only "chance" so far.

Yes thank you.

We'll have to think about a name change to Rapetastic if this continues.

You work in the private sector now mate, you don't need to justify "late lunch breaks" taken at 4pm to watch Netflix anymore. If you still worked for the NHS though I would have come down on you like a fucking TON OF BRICKS for this bullshit.

I see there are a number of convicted rapists posting on this page.

Aye new episodes released weekly starting next Friday.

The words "best manager ever" conspicuously absent from his Bruce tribute. Best holiday approver ever.

How did you end up KD's mam's FB friend?

It's cos they're all OBESE little pigfaces.

They may as well call that the Jason Tindall rule. It's blatantly been brought in to stop the way him and Howe work. The players running at the ref all getting yellow. That'll not happen to your Man Uniteds and your Liverpools. They'll still be able to pull that shit with wild abandon.

Chucked it away in the first two tests, but the Aussies will know they were saved from a 3-2 by the Manchester rain.

Class.

That's mint from Broad. Hope he takes the last one here.

Whooooa fucking Toadfish swallowed a dictionary!

Hope reporting that Howe said in his post match comments that, when they got all the players back and ran all the fitness and strength tests, Anderson was "by some distance" the most impressive performer. Which isn't gonna do him any harm with a bloke like Howe. Would be great to see him given a real chance this season.

Good luck to him. Hope he has an absolute Harlem Globetrotters of a time there and becomes a star whilst getting bulletproof wealthy.

Yeah this doesn't sound great. You've got to pay market rate at the end of the day. The idea that we can see rapid onfield progress/success but insist that our wage structure remains intact just doesn't work. Something has to give and it would be a massive shame if it's Bruno leaving.

Here's a cover of it from the past few years. This kid's in his 20s, his voice is mental. And how can you not love this absolute tune?