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Tough fucking shit. He was a multi millionaire and he blew it. Absolute helmet.

Everton have been charged with breaching FFP rules.

Lot of sweater meat on that one. He's well within his rights.

Kalvin Phillips starts for England. 5 subs appearances in the PL, averaging 13 minutes per game. 3 subs appearances in the CL, averaging 13 minutes per game. 1 start in the FA Cup. 1 start in the League Cup. And he's straight into a starting place for England.

Belfast Mike Ashley weighs in.

I see Sunak paid just over 20% in tax on the £4.9m he earned over the last three years. Must be nice.

HX Stomp lads. It's the answer to every question.

Yeah. Do you wanna make something of it?

That's the company some of our esteemed Toontastic colleagues are keeping. I'm sure Steve Bruce would heartily agree.

This is marvellous.

It is. Majority Tory though, which slightly damages his claims that this is a Labour witch hunt.

Isn't the vote just on whether he knowingly misled parliament? And the punishment that stems from that is binary?

Sounds like a short arse to me.

2 minutes too late. Pictures of you in your new spray on t-shirt when it arrives please, PL.

This thing was supposed to be a "bombshell" that turned the tide in his favour. It's genuinely pathetic, I'm amazed it has seen the light of day.

This perfectly encapsulates his argument.

Lads what you buying shirts for these minnows for anyway?

Johnson's dossier is out. I'd forgotten what it was like to have to listen to this lying cunt trying to weasel his way out of something. Anyway it's all everybody else's fault that he wasn't informed and he was only saying what he'd been told in good faith. Cunt. Basically.

I've watched too much 24 Hours in A&E, and heard them use the word "de-gloved" too much to get a motor bike.

Lock that prostitute up.

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If he's looking on the Betfair exchange, it's not a model, it's an exchange so basically wisdom of crowds.

Pornhub.ie for fingers in ewerk.