Gemmill

Quo are fucking DREADFUL - all lineups. In fact the original lineup are the worst cos they're responsible for everything that followed. Creedence have some good tunes in a cheesy southern rock kind of way. You've never heard anything like that cover version though. BRUTAL.

The other day I had Radio 2 on while I was making tea. They had the bloke from Creedence on and they played his version of Status Quo's Rocking All Over The World. As clear as you like, the thought came to me: this is Renton's favourite song of all time, and this is his favourite ever version of it. Make of that what you will, but it's an undeniable fact.

Talksport's go-to interview when Tina Turner dies: Chris Eubank.

Isn't Nagelsmann meant to be off to Real?

They've fucked this one up too. Working their way down a list, can only be a matter of time before it's Bruce's turn to talk turkey with Levy.

Tina Turner. Deed at 83. Ike will have been waiting for her.

Good luck with it strawb. You're due some good shit.

Who's gonna talk him down this time?

Great Park was pre-divorce. Wideopen now. Which is classed as North Tyneside but you better fucking believe I use the Brunswick (Newcastle) tip. Am I fuck driving all the way to the Tyne Tunnel one which is what I'm meant to do.

I don't know how an amateur geography teacher such as yourself has mistaken me as coming from Boldon.

Worse than the train craic this.

The PL charges are new within the last few months. I don't know if there's just a fear from journos that they don't get caught on the wrong side of history with this one, so they're doing some flag raising now in advance of a treble being won that later has to be asterisked.

Tories seriously discussing sending in LONC to the 1922 Committee re Sunak apparently.

Boldon Bittyman.

We need to set our stall out and make it very clear that the biggest names in world football are NOT WELCOME. Yet.

Miggy's little kid is all left foot, just like his dad.

Wanker boy in bother again.

Three poshos trying to cover a football story.

Still think we should replace Pope?

Matt Law, Telegraph.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/methodology/how-our-club-soccer-predictions-work/ Methodology at the above link.

Looks like we've got the beating of most of the CL teams, lads.