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Antony makes Gordon look like Brad Pitt.

Willock ffs man. Has to score.

Neville thinks the ref's doing a good job letting all of Man United's fouls go.

Maxi loves fluffing the easy bit.

We're a better team than these when Casemiro's missing. Better coached, better set up. Just hope we can make it count.

Maxi fancies it against Dalot. As he should. Hopefully plays himself into the game.

Aye the double standards. They're being cute, taking the sting out of the game, or being streetwise. We time waste.

Ten Hag's team time wasting. The fucking slap head.

Is Martinez's hairdresser a Cherokee? I've seen nowt like it.

Willockinho back at it.

That graphic of Weghorst that Sky use. Looks like something off Beetlejuice.

Prediction. Dalot will have his shorts on back to front by half time. ASM carried off the pitch on a sedan chair.

Were you giving people a list of your "ones to watch" for season 23/24?

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt? If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk." Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

If its true that we're after JWP, best that Southampton get relegated so we can nick him for a better price. So CAM ON YOU OIRNS!

Ross Barkley?

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

Ashley Young could get a game for us with these shithousing skills, if he wasn't so old and shit.

Aye I was thinking about Mudryk earlier. It'll be next season before you can really draw any proper conclusions but on current evidence he looks like a very expensive flop. 11th in the table, looking absolutely shite having spent insane amounts, and can't afford to sack their manager. Glad we didn't get bought by someone like Boehly.

In the BOTTOM HALF as it stands too.

Potter and Cucurella. Chelsea are dogshit.

Having said all that, Sky and the rest just need to accept that the title race is over. Arsenal are fucking relentless. We've all been waiting for the wobble to come for months and it's not happening.

Aye. VAR on that one, as the dickhead commentator mentioned: If the ref gives it, there's not enough to say VAR should overturn it. If the ref doesn't give it, there's not enough to say VAR should overturn it. So a bloke who can watch a video replay just has to have no opinion on this incident. Infuriating nonsense.

How has VAR not overturned that penalty at Arsenal?

Gakpo not booked for that dive.