Gemmill

Ten Hag trying to claim that De Gea wasnt time wasting in the first half and was "just waiting for an opportunity to play it out from the back". An absolute fraud.

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

3.57 xG. Oh NOW you like xG, Toonpack.

I hope it goes without saying lads, but....... Leave Wednesday's match thread to me eh?

I can't say enough about Ten Hag's subs BTW. That's the kind of shit I do on Football Manager ffs. Just pure, desperate, button-clicking, whoever's on the bench, get them on the pitch, craziness. What a fucking WEAPON.

Fucking LOVE beating these cunts.

Aye you fuck off an'all McClaren.

Ten Hag BTW. The fucking genius has completely dismantled the entire structure of his team for the last ten minutes. Basically handed us the game. Total Football. Where's your mind games now, you fucking strap-on?

Tindall better start brewing that fart up. Make it a good one that Ten Hag can actually taste in his gob.

GET IN. Fucking MASSIVE win.

Howe telling Ten Hag to fuck off. Get in Eddie.

Fuck me, thought that was in. Willock's cardio is insane.

Is Bruno F's foot not dangerously high there?

If we hadn't scored, I would have left ASM on. As soon as the goal went in, you get him off and protect that left hand side.

Stick the "as it stands" table up, Sky, you cunts. FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

Big Joe to get on and kill the game. Maybe snap some ankles.

I can't get over how gutted Tyler sounded when it went in. Fucking dyed in the wool Red, Gary Neville, had to take over for him.

Excellent from Maxi.

Commentator FUCKING GUTTED. He sounds like he's just been punched in the fucking belly.

Listened to a long form interview with Bruno Fernandes and he was dead sound, but I think it might be the only time in his life that's happened.

Mint to have decent options from the bench.

Gordon coming on for Murphy?

Maxi with the slide-by tackle there.

Schar with his usual concussion.

The fact Ten Hag has made no subs tells you he's happy with a nil nil. The fucking nonce.