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About to lewse a sewperstar. I'm sure they'll get £40m for him though.

Take Dr Teeth out of the equation and they'll be lucky to make the top 6 or the ESL a couple of years from now. They better hope it's a no-merit, no-relegation model.

I see "Gateshead's" Sebastian Payne, formerly of the FT, has been shortlisted as a Conservative Party candidate in Selby and Ainsty (maj. 20k in 2019). Proper little Tory bootkisser, now hoping to get his rewards for services to the cause.

Jump to 6:52 for some discussion of us, in particular comparing us to Klopp's Liverpool (when they were good).

The Matty Slayer.

Him and Matty going at it once the cameras went off.

Prediction: 66 points Actual: 67 points Feels like expectations were smashed quite a bit harder than what will godown in history as really quite an excellent prediction. I think you might be looking for a MUCH bigger expectations gap. Maybe something like "Liverpool WILL win all their remaining games" compared to what actually happened.

This you?

Well I don't know who's starting the match threads on here next year, but I'm basically Declan Rice this summer so I'll be taking my services elsewhere, I think. Good luck with the INEPT McGroin.

If Rice is worth £120m, they're looking at £150m opening bid for Bruno.

Villa had a much better squad than Howe had to work with. Emery did well with them cos they're basically a good squad that was being criminally mismanaged by Gerrard.

That reads like GREAT analysis to me and anyone with a brain. Certainly better than "I've checked my underpants and they are quite clear that Liverpool will win all of their remaining games this season."

Aye the number of pundits I've heard this week talk about how that could be a really important point, like going into the final day 2 points short of safety was some kind of masterplan.

Another of the "Liverpool will win all of their remaining games" crew failing to see they got things a lot more wrong than THE ANALYST.

If you're gonna get rid of Rodgers, don't replace him with a much worse manager and John Terry. That's the moral of the Leicester story.

I mean he's definitely not beige. I like Richards tbh. He seems like an alright bloke.

Wait til you watch Jerry Mina attempting to non-consensually breastfeed off Solanke on MOTD. Should have been off with 15 to go. I don't even think he got booked.

You seem rattled, off balance.

I stand with the mackems on this one. I'm gonna watch John Wick to try and take my mind off it.

You like Status Quo. I've NEVER been that wrong.

I'll not bother searching for everyone that said "Liverpool WILL win all of their remaining games", but there were several. However I will out THE THREADSTEALER HOLDEN MCGROIN as one who did. Honestly we should ban him right now. Next season's CL qualification depends on it.

Aye. The price of sending a happy smiley family club to do a man's job. Even Spurs would have beat Everton today, that's how bad Bournemouth were.

67 points as it turns out. A LOT closer than every fucker else on here who said we'd need to be in the 70s. That's the value of proper analysis vs trying to divine the future from the state of your gusset. As for Everton, half the fucking board agreed they'd go down this season so RAM IT!