Gemmill

In case you've forgotten he's the one who claimed the shortened match of the day allowed him to make it to the pub for last orders. The stupid cunt.

Our friend Scott Benton in cash for questions strife.

Bigger transfer budget if we qualify for the CL. Also we're definitely qualifying for Europe, so the extra games are a given now. So being in the better competition that pays more is a no brainer. And finally, qualifying for the CL can't by itself bring FFP problems.

Enjoyed Marjorie Taylor Greene comparing Trump to other figures from history who have been arrested. "Jesus! Jesus was arrested and MURDERED by the Roman Government."

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/04/opinion/donald-trump-alvin-bragg-indictment-charges.html Good article about the charges against Trump and why a lot of the "there's not really much substance to this" commentary is wrong. There's plenty substance and plenty of precedent.

Another relaxing win. Put your feet up and enjoy it.

Agreed. If you're going to write an article telling us that AI is going to kill us all in a hurry, to the extent that you're not even sure we'll be here for your kid to lose her next tooth, it's sort of incumbent upon you to explain the mechanism by which this will happen. He sounds fucking insane tbh. And he's sent his wife loopy too.

Chelsea win is the best result tonight. We can't be worrying about Chelsea overtaking us - if that happens, we might not even finish top 6 cos we'll have imploded.

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

Narrowly avoids a by-election.

That place has gone fully PooAnon.

He'll love the place until long after he's left the club, and he'll defend it til he dies.

The smirk Howe got on his face when asked if he had used Ten Hag's comments to motivate the team told you everything you needed to know. As if the cup final wasn't motivation enough, he gave us even more to play for, the clueless prick. He might think twice before calling us annoying cheats next time.

Have Burnley got a bunch of PL players on loan or is my perception of that wrong? Cos they'd have to either sign them permanently or hand them back next season, wouldn't they?

I mean what you're suggesting is fucking mental and just not how the world operates. You don't make progress to the next level and then put things on pause to see how the current set of players does. Best case scenario you slow your progress down massively, worst case you bring it to a complete standstill. And that goes for every competition you're playing in. Neither are good outcomes.

That's not how progress works.

I think we're all forgetting the slide-by tackle that he executed after he'd lost the ball to someone in the second half, which was tremendous. If you'd got a camera alongside that I'm convinced you'd have got a freeze frame of him turned to the side and doing the finger guns at it.

Absolute pisstake. Was that McTominay he did that to?

According to some dweeb on the TF podcast, Sunday's match was his highest "chances created" since he joined the club. If that's right then maybe he's doing exactly what Howe wants him to do.

Effectively a point ahead of them with two games in hand

Thunderbastard.

Given a penalty away now, the pricks. They better at least get relegated for this.

Fucking wanker boy Doucure sent off for pushing/punching Kane who made a pathetic show of hoying himself to the deck. Hope Everton just dig in for the draw here. Someone snapping Kane for being a cock would be decent too.

HUGE fan of the scouse mackems tonight. Hope they smash the fuck out of Spurs.