Gemmill

Joelinton making sure Paqueta knows he's Bruno's best friend now.

"Go on Eddie. You might as well jump on and finish the job son."

Let her watch the telly man.

"The bar's always high for the second yellow." Alan Smith is a very stupid man.

The BET BROTHERS ca$$$$$hing in.

Just preempting wykiki.

Nowt wrong with that from Maxi.

Aye, expecting to see a dramatically improved performance second half. We've been sloppy as fuck and let them back in here. I'm still relaxed as fuck mind, and all of you should be too.

Moyes.

Ugh. The cat molester scores.

Eddie's gonna have to dock Maxi's tail again. I bet Tindall pins him down screaming and Eddie comes in with the rusty secateurs.

Pope "taking the sting out of the game", the streetwise cunt.

Wilson man. Me and ewerk have got cash money on this ffs.

Daft from Bruno. Man United have scored.

Miles on.

Pleased to see Gloom's reports of West Ham being passive were exactly the sort of MSM drivel we've come to expect from him.

Isn't it JUST LIKE THE IRISH to have less faith in a BLACK MAN scoring 2 or more goals. Disgusting.

COPYCAT!

Wilson has had a couple of games rest and the international break. And the goal the other day would have been good for his confidence. Hat trick.

This tweet has since been taken down. Apparently not accurate.

Wilson and Joelinton in for Isak and Willock.

They must be looking for a fucking SHITE end to their season.

He was approached AFTER the Led By Donkeys sting. They're as thick as they are corrupt.