Gemmill

Strong side. Maxi rested presumably.

Wan-Bissaka. Desperate for Everton to take points today.

Fletch and the manc plank on comms. Great.

Michael Oliver.... Let's see some SHENANIGANS!

I just can't shake the feeling that this is gonna be another relaxing win. I hope you can all just put your feet up and enjoy it.

Harvey Barnes is one of only 7 English players to have scored 10 or more PL goals this season. I'm the stat man. Beeeee ba ba bada bo.

These graphics are worth clicking into. If for nothing else, then to see what a massive outlier our defence is.

You lads are Gentleman Jimming it. Me and Sir Keir are coming off the top rope with the people's elbow.

It's the world we live in.

Yep looks like Chrome is fixed.

Don't think you can cos it's android.

You should all be getting excited cos I'm gonna CONSUME the fbref website into Power BI and start pumping out some wonderful insights. Dave, if you want to join forces on a shared data model to SMOKE these uneducated fools, slide into my DMs and let's make this happen.

I touch them with MY MIND, baby.

How does Moussa Diaby compare? PATHETICALLY. 0.26 assists per 90. Ok, he has scored 8 goals though for a G+A per 90 of 0.62 vs Maxi's 0.54.

There you go stats fans. That's PL only.

Highest assists per 90 of any player at the club this season. More than twice the second placed player (Trippier). SO THAT'S INTERESTING.

Decent graphic from the Legomane twitter account showing an at a glance view of everyone's remaining fixtures. I think the colours are a fantasy league thing but still quite useful - West Ham look in real bother.

Decent mythbuster video.

It's a horrible attack ad, but you can't continue to fight by Queensbury rules while the other side does whatever the fuck they like.

Paul Merson missed his calling there.

He either wore a condom all shift or he had his period. Or both.

Lampard confirmed. I hope he somehow gets them up to 5th and they give him the job full time.

Hope things work out with your job, Meenzer. Job insecurity is absolute bollocks.

Credit to @Isegrim Although he loses some of that credit for inexplicably posting it in the Holidays 2023 thread in General Chat.

Whatever she looks like, you'll have to bite your tong.