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Everton!

I tried reading my first ever fantasy stuff recently. The Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson. I read the first two books and two thirds of the last one, about 1,900 pages in total, before deciding that I couldn't give a fuck how it all ended up. I can't tell you how much of a relief it was go to back to a real-world book where people have normal names and get up to normal shit.

Surprised you've got time to post on here with all that listening to do.

Fair play if it is, cos NO FUCKER thought it was a lass.

Aye, I'd imagine it's mostly people overseas or expat geordies desperate for some football patter. They put out between 20 and 30 a month ffs. Who's got the time?!

I think Bryan Washington is up to something. If his next book is called Services, we'll know for sure.

Congratulations, only taken you 2 days and a visit to the box office.

Haven't got round to them yet but have heard good things about: Don't Know Tough by Eli Cranor Razorblade Tears by S.A. Cosby Bob Mortimer's novel is a daft easy read too but does not fall into your categories.

987 patrons on Patreon. Their lowest membership tier is £2.50. The highest is £6.67. So the paid podcasts are bringing in somewhere between £2.5k and £7k a month. Fair to say that Newcastle getting taken over has been a canny big deal for them.

If it is Hurst it ties in with the last TF episode in which at least two of the players in the NUFC360 picture were called out as not being good enough. Tbf they're right about one of them, although calling out individuals for the defeat at City is bollocks.

The absolute state of that sentence has given away your sexual preferences IN FULL.

I hope your phone's NFC malfunctions at the turnstile.

Greenwood leaving Man United. The mackems are sniffing.

Lads, we need to talk about Everton.

3-1 with 10 men. Oh dear.

I thought the new rule was that if you stand in front of the ball to delay a free kick, it's an instant yellow? Word mustn't have reached the ref of the Liverpool game cos Diaz did exactly that in the first minute and NOWT happened. I think we'll fucking knack these next week.

Aye you can't go in the huff about this. We're at least 5 years of spending behind these, and as good as Howe is, Pep is on another planet. We need him to leave so City can experience some post-Pep wilderness years. Take this one out on Mr Wind-up Teeth next week and I'll be happy.

We've just had the 4 yellows to their 1.

Listening to the fucking Mekon having the NERVE to complain about Man United not getting a pen after the Onana one last week. Pipe down dick face!

Eddie will send them out full of piss and vinegar for the 2nd half. I still fancy we might sneak a result. So does Trevor Sinclair.

Baals.

Talksport EXCLUSIVE, bitch!

Talksport commentator repeatedly referring to Haaland as The Striking Viking. Fuck me.