Gemmill

That's fucking ludicrous.

Isak never even got hit in the head, it was a sympathy injury to avoid a card.

I can feel a Nick Pope "injury" coming on here to give Eddie a chance to rip into them.

Chelsea losing. Go on Frank son.

I was gonna say good chance for Toney to make a cunt of himself with his stupid technique. What a chopper.

Botman. Bramble-esque.

Brighton equaliser. A draw is a great result for us there.

Missing the new improved ASM.

We've got bogies all over us here. Need to sort it out.

Spurs winning.

Haha fuck you gambling Ivan Toney.

Balls.

Get it on in play, you fanny. I forgot is the truth. My lass numbed my brain watching Phil and Kirsty right up to kick off.

Bruno went off in the warm up apparently. Might be injured.

Got any Easter eggs going spare?

Maxi out altogether with a minor hamstring injury. Missed that, assumed he'd be on the bench.

Strong side. Maxi rested presumably.

Wan-Bissaka. Desperate for Everton to take points today.

Fletch and the manc plank on comms. Great.

Michael Oliver.... Let's see some SHENANIGANS!

I just can't shake the feeling that this is gonna be another relaxing win. I hope you can all just put your feet up and enjoy it.

Harvey Barnes is one of only 7 English players to have scored 10 or more PL goals this season. I'm the stat man. Beeeee ba ba bada bo.

These graphics are worth clicking into. If for nothing else, then to see what a massive outlier our defence is.

You lads are Gentleman Jimming it. Me and Sir Keir are coming off the top rope with the people's elbow.