Gemmill

I'm confident Howe could get the best out of someone like Phillips.

I believe congratulations are in order, as that is somehow even worse than the stuff you usually post.

Handy new tool on the Opta website:

One of my mate's cunt wives got sat with a mate from work and his wife st my wedding. She asked them if they had kids and when they said no, she asked why. I don't know the full details of their story but I know he was always desperate for kids. I don't have kids cos I don't want them and I get bored as fuck when you're on a work call and people are giving it the "you know how kids be!" patter for the first ten minutes of the call. Then things get even worse when they all want to talk about work.

Aye as soon as the last wicket went down it went off here.

I hope you all got the chance to listen to Jonathan Liew bring his expertise to the table in the lunch break on TMS BTW.

Was anything said in the presentations post match about the Bairstow wicket?

Given how close they've got, it brings Crawley, Pope, Root and Brook's stupidity yesterday into greater focus. Even half a score from one or two of them would have been enough.

Baaaallls

Cummins's face watching this. Doesn't look so fucking smug now.

The cheat drops one. Hope these dicks are gonna get what they deserve.

Starc.

Broad furious too. Like PL says, these cunts can't help themselves. Extremely unlikely but I'm desperate for Stokes to somehow pull this off now. Haha Hazelwood you tool.

Absolute bullshit from the Aussies this mind.

I know McGrath's wife died and he raised a lot of money for charity, but he can still be a bellend and need calling out for it. And if you Aussies don't like it, you can stick it right up your didgeridoo.

What's he been saying?

So does that mean if I keep refreshing my feed I'll only be fed 600 tweets a day? Musk is a fucking moron mind.

I don't mind Seger. Pure fucking cheese but good quality fromage.

All over.

He should take his bat to Cummins when he gets back in.

Pat Cummins is a coward, pass it on.

Aye that sounds horrific.

Lyon. This is absolutely pathetic from the Aussies. Running scared!