Gemmill

Keep the faith, DICKHEAD!

Hope Burn's broke his nose and he goes off.

I can see Miggy getting on for Murphy at half time. We could do with his running down the right.

Murphy looks slow as shit today.

We look like we're finding our footing in the game now. Only taken 40 minutes. We'll smash these cunts in the second half after Eddie goes radge on them at half time.

My dog does that. It's his routine every night, runs into the spare bedroom, fucks the bed right up, then goes to sleep.

Moreno is a little cunt.

I bet Janet is forever having to get the bog brush out to remove the lingering remnants of Steve Bruce.

These look class when they break tbf to the stupid brummie cunts.

Pope needs switching off and back on again.

Should be 2 nil.

Baals. Burn sloppy there in the build-up.

Villa seem keen to invite the press.

They just flashed a stat up on BT there. 80% of Villa's male season ticket holders are called Melvin. Mental that.

He was in-between hobbies.

Why are you getting children drunk, you FUCKING SICKO!

ANYWAY. Getting back to the matter at hand, I'm struggling to see anything other than another relaxing win here. Make yourself a nice sandwich, put your feet up, and enjoy it.

I could probably just send you the pbix file. It's connected to fbref so if you open the file and press refresh it'll bring through the latest stats after every match. I was gonna add clubs to it as well so that club stats can be queried separately to individual players. Probably worth me finishing it first then sending you it to see if it works. Only thing that's making me wonder is you'd need to have Python installed on your computer cos I've used Python code to connect directly to fbref rather than scraping the tables. But I assume if that was a blocker, you could just install Python and it would work.

I'm on holiday. This is my FUN TIME.

I'll sort Understat next cos they've got some stuff fbref hasn't.

@The Fishh The real big news from today is that I've got all 2,789 players from the Big 5 European leagues and all their fbref stats into Power BI. I'll be retiring Tifo shortly.

Basically they should have stuck with Dean Smith.

The lads at Tifo catching up with Toontastic's data analyst team.

It's not inconceivable that of the two clubs, it could be us and not Man United that can offer him CL football next season.