Gemmill

I enjoyed him getting stuck straight into the "I didn't like what I saw today" patter yesterday, talking about players not playing with pride. Right. OK. You know it's your job to fix that in between the games though, don't you?

For this Opta graphic, they run the remaining matches through their model 100,000 times. Which means that on 12,000 of those simulations we finished outside the top 4. Seems a lot doesn't it. We just have to hope we aren't about to live out one of those 12,000 simulations. It could be worse though, the simulations have Arsenal blowing the league on 55,000 of the 100,000 simulations.

They're effectively 8 points behind with one game in hand. They're gonna have to put on an incredible run to overhaul is. Three games in a week coming up to get them good and knackered. Them and Man United drawing in the cup would be canny to get more fixtures in for the pair of them.

Wait Sanchez was subbed ON at the 35 minute mark and lasted TWENTY THREE minutes before having to be subbed OFF on 58 minutes. Anthony Gordon would have knocked Stellini clean out if he'd done that to him.

Spurs fans were chanting for Levy Out today and Davison Sanchez had to be subbed off cos his own fans were booing every time he touched the ball. All is not well with that lot, if we can get an early goal and the crowd is up for it, they might fully buckle. Either way, they don't look like putting a run together to end the season on a high.

We'll finish 3rd. They can start engraving our bronze medals right now.

The Opta one is from before today's game but it won't have changed much.

Opta's equivalent. They give us about a 12% chance of finishing outside the top 4.

Still bigtime favourites for the CL. There's a good article on the Athletic analysing the run-ins of all the European challengers.

Martinez is out til the end of the season and Varane is out tomorrow too. So it could be Brennan Johnson vs Maguire and Lindelof.

Lampard is a fucking joke of a manager mind. He doesn't get anywhere near as much shit as he should.

You sound like you think I should have continued, and I AGREE. But moves have already taken place and I've been cast aside. VERY POOR. Way I recall you departing the scene was you'd managed something pathetic like 11 from 21, and then you turned up with a tremble in your voice talking about how you didn't know if you had it in you anymore. And from nowhere Toonpack (ACTUAL FUCKING TOONPACK!) snuck in, did two games, and it all got too much for him too. Understandable at your ages that it all got a bit heavy. It took the sheer audacity of youth to serve up 5 wins in 6.

15 points from 18, bitch! Find me anyone with a better return. I'm the MVP.

PS 4-3 on aggregate to us. +1 GD. Thank yow veroi mooch.

Anyone who thinks I'm giving Villa any credit can RAM IT UP THEIR SHITPIPE. They're on a run. It will end. And Bournemouth have just beaten Spurs, so it's as you were in the race for Top 4.

BOURNEMOUTH!

How the fuck has that Spurs goal been given. Kane right in front of the keeper in an offside position. Unreal.

Kane blatantly kicking out at the Bournemouth lad and getting away with it there. Could do with the gormless prick getting a ban for next weekend.

Bournemouth, you absolute beauties.

Mullered. We'll bounce back though, I'm sure.

Targett came on on 68 mins today. Don't think it'll be long before he gets a start.

Get in Bournemouth.

Spurs one up. Balloons.

Chelsea 1 up v Brighton. THANK YOU PLEASE.