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Gemmill

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  1. Under normal circumstances, I'd say we should only be letting the absolute dross go. ASM can start games and change games so, given how thin the squad is and the fact we clearly are still being very careful with transfers, I'd sooner we keep him. However, this is the summer that these Saudi clubs are going mental, so maybe we just have to take advantage of a set of circumstances that might only be fleeting. Good luck if he goes, he's gonna be fucking minted for life.
  2. I've been slagging the ice cube tray off all morning. Gonna stick it in the freezer now and see if Ricky Lambert isn't on to something. Might be able to start a business selling moody ice pops.
  3. Kane is on the latest episode of that YouTube channel where they get people on eating hot wings and chat to them. They get Jennifer Lawrence and all sorts of stars and now they've got this div that can't talk properly even when his face isn't numb from chilli.
  4. When you look at these 3 and 4 hundred thousand quid fines being handed out to Man United and Barcelona by UEFA for breaking FFP rules, it feels like we should just take the fucking handbrake off and start going wild in the aisles.
  5. Gemmill

    Eddie Howe

    It wasn't an IT issue, you giant tit. It was literally a "you've collapsed the entire forum with your big daft spacca fingers". You were standing in front of the closed fridge asking your lass why you couldn't see its contents.
  6. It's good fo your gut, Yorkshire T. No more coming home on your bike and being ashamed of letting your lass clean your bib shorts. Get any of Elaine Boddy's books off Amazon. She's class.
  7. Aye standard sourdough recipe and just chop it into portions once it's ready to go. 50g starter 500g white flour 350g water 7g salt. Do the usual proving shenanigans (YouTube foodbod sourdough for the process, her method is a piece of piss and works every time. No kneading, no flour all over the fucking place. All done in a bowl) and then chop into portions and shape into base. You can even freeze some to use another time.
  8. I've got it down to a fine art Dave. Settle in and allow me to explain. You feed your sourdough starter IN ADVANCE. None of this "I want to make some bread so I need to get the starter out, feed it, and waste a day waiting for it". Feed it, put it in the fridge, and two weeks later when you want to make a loaf you take it out the fridge and it's INSTANTLY USEABLE. Then feed it again, leave it out, put it in the fridge and it's ready to go next time you need it. Stick with me kid, I'll make you a star.
  9. Oh there'll be no third wedding. Not saying there won't be a second divorce, but there'll be no further weddings.
  10. I once got stuck in the traffic for that on the way down to a wedding in Yorkshire. Booled in just as the ceremony was winding up. Fucking NAILED IT! That's how you do weddings.
  11. PS stick to your SUNBLEST, scumbags!
  12. Just an artisan doing artisan SHIT, bruh!
  13. I fucking love making sourdough. I'm a loaf a week man. This week's was a 3:2 white flour/spelt flour concoction. I somehow still stay in ketosis despite two slices of sourdough toast a day. I'm a genuine medical marvel.
  14. I'm reading: The Power of The Dog The Sisters Brothers Both quality. The latter is genuinely funny. About a pair of killers in the old west making their way across the country to do some killing and the various people they meet/mishaps. Nearly finished this one. The former I'm about a third of the way into but it's got THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY SAD written all over it.
  15. I'm not worried that signing Barnes whilst we have ASM means we aren't going to strengthen at the back. We'll just be doing the deals in the order that they become available/come to fruition. I'm sure we're working on multiple defensive targets too, it's just that Barnes has come to the surface first.
  16. The Under 21 Department is what you used to call Oz back in 85.
  17. That's disappointing. He looks a real talent and I didn't think I'd have to start hating him so soon.
  18. That screechy fucking cunt should be committed, not given time and the platform to air this drivel on TV.
  19. With any luck this all now backfires on him.
  20. After a certain period of time, the fact that he still thinks he's playing a game of bluff rather than just being given NOTHING by the club is concerning. He thinks he's Watson to Howe's Holmes. He's Clouseau.
  21. Called "the worst trainer I've ever seen" by Jose Mourinho too. Fucking Mourinho immediately grassing him up to Levy BTW.
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