Gemmill

https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/nato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16820661059206&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fstory%2Fnato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389 It's on Sky News.

Oostenders.

Antonio thoroughly enjoying himself on this week's Footballer's Football Podcast. He's got this thing where he takes the piss out of Wilson saying Howe is his Daddy Eddie cos he never drops him even when he's shit and always bigs him up. Anyway Wilson is a bit subdued this week, moaning about getting beat and how he's not even getting games, so Antonio puts out a plea for him, "Hey Daddy Eddie. Stop doing this to your son! The grounding is OVER, Daddy Eddie!"

Juventus just had a stand closure appeal reversed too after their fans racially abused Lukaku. It pays to be a racist cheat in Italy.

An unmitigated ham snaffler. A remorseless pork addict. A ham javelin thrower. (am I doing this right).

Chapman's nails must be a disgrace btw.

Hopefully we can get involved here and absolutely rip the piss out of these early in the window. Assuming there's anyone Howe is still interested in.

Could be end of the road for Raab today.

I meant the stupid cunt Mcdonald.

Slaven came over to the table and had a bit chat. I hadn't realised he was in the Ireland 1990 WC squad. He made sure to mention it in the 5 minutes he was chatting to us. To be fair, he was decent craic, taking the piss "Are yeez Geordies? Nae morals at your club eh, I was saying to Malcolm McClaren yous lads would have Fred West as your Chairman" and just generally being an alright bloke.

Nicr to see that Simon Grayson has gone on to bigger and better things though. Current manager of Indian Super League club, Bengaluru.

"That teym was an absolewt disgrayuss the dayuh!" (following a pre season friendly with Celtic) Let's have a WATCH Party! Get yourselves on this shit.

"The Dafabet Cup".

I'd forgotten about their connection with the godawful Pigbag BTW. They don't play it when they score anymore, but incredibly it's the music they play when the teams come out and the whole fucking ground sings it.

Decided to start watching Sunderland Til I Die again for the lolz, and within the first ten minutes I've been treated to Prince Andrew being the official opener of their flat pack shithole. The Stadium of Nonce.

I'm watching the daft cunt interview Stewart Downing as we speak. Fuck me. Slaven looks like Jarra Elvis.

I'm at the Boro match in the Legends Lounge tonight. Absolutely fucking turgid!

Criticising the new owner for having no strategy.

They must have spent a good half an hour in the play off spots tonight. That'll do them for another season.

Looking like 4 in 4 for Lampard.

If I was the OP on this thread, I'd lock it WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

Have we had someone who goes on rants in Jamaica, tirades of the Caribbean yet?

Hey dickhead, we're not at the point where we need to recycle yet. We're ESPECIALLY not at the point where you can recycle MY one.

Ohhh a prediction?! Let's see then shall we!

The decision to get prescription stained glasses has helped a lot in that regard.