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Good. The Tory voting cunts. Also the ex wife is from there, so fuck that lot!

Forest and Brentford, great lads. You can all stop shitting yourselves about Villa now, they're not the new Real Madrid.

As long as we don't get beat, we'll remain on track for CL. Get beat and things get spicy.

Here you go mate. Hope you like it!

Knockers.

This commentary team BTW. Whoever the third string commentator is plus Neville plus whoever this shouty lass is. Get off my telly. But gutted for Southampton there.

99:46. Fucking hell, the ground is silent on the final whistle.

Ref will play over 100 minutes here. Scandalous.

1-2 now. Baaaalls!

Arsenal heads have gone. And I fucking love it.

Good lads Arsenal.

Eastbourne and Hastings. Both Tory strongholds. Sounds like these snowflakes need to get a grip. I'd be controlling the tomato on my chest and volleying it back, not contacting the police about being "attacked".

Big shame for Spurs and Villa.

I see Everton lost in a behind closed door against non league Chester in the week. The game was to get Calvert-Lewin minutes, as explained by Dyche: “It’s just another negative story that everyone is baying for,” said Dyche of the result. “The story behind that is the truth, which is: ‘Can we get Dominic Calvert-Lewin minutes on a pitch in a more competitive manner?’ Which we did. That has to be the focus and you can’t start changing the focus. Did he look sharp? Yes. Did he play well? Yes. Could he have scored? Yes, numerous times. But was he in there to score? Yes. Did he come through it unscathed? Yes. Is he cool? Yes. Cool as in injury-free, not cool as in … I’ve seen his gear.”

I don't know about paradoxes but I'm assuming you are absolutely shitting bricks about this Sunday's game.

It's impossible to go into games worrying about the opposition whilst simultaneously having a giant penis, which is why I'm not even remotely concerned about this lot.

I'm looking to Joelinton to snap Kane in half early doors. I think that will boost our chances. Other than that I'm just looking forward to a very relaxing win.

Published alongside a letter to Raab from Sunak detailing how gutted he is that he had to resign, and what a great lad he is.

Maxi still in France. Will miss this one apparently.

It on Sky News. Published an hour ago. If you can't find it, I CAN'T HELP YOU. https://news.sky.com/story/nato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16820661059206&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fstory%2Fnato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389

Good. He's a fucking incompetent plank anyway even without all the bullying shit. Now let's see the report.

Renton is GLAKE NEWS.

https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/nato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16820661059206&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fstory%2Fnato-allies-agree-ukraine-will-become-member-12862389 It's on Sky News.

Oostenders.