Gemmill

Haha get in. Cameraman. Show me Klopp's misaligned jaw.

Aye they look decent. That penalty though, what a weak prick.

Watkins put it wide. What a cunt.

Penalty to THUH VEELAH!

So far Fabinho appears to have stamped on McGinn and committed a separate clear yellow card offence. As yet, no card shown.

I got my sun in pre-match, ACTUALLY!

Sitting through You'll Never Walk Alone as they pan around the crowd ffs. A ground packed with self-satisfied cunts. Howay Villa, you pricks! Time for Ollie Watkins to start scoring again.

Aye it was onside. It's on the match cam video, although different angle obv.

Cool legs bro.

Allardyce prattling on about the dangers of AI in his press conference today.

He started on Pep, didn't he? And that's why he got shipped out of City in a hurry. Tindall would break his face if he tried that shit on Eddie.

We really ARE all in it together.

Better that than you......THE NAMLA GAMBLER!

It's been a massive disadvantage for Brighton to a) have such a congested run of games, but b) for 5 of their last 7 to be against teams in the top 8. They've taken 6 points from 3 of those 5 games so far, but it's still a lot to ask in a short period of time.

Good luck. Hope you get into Europe at the expense of any of the other teams up there (barring us obvs).

Fair play to Luke Edwards for getting Howe giggling with this question: "If I can just take you back to one of your earlier answers, what was that nice feeling that you woke up with this morning?"

I imagine, like me, he was up early doors to watch Adam P.

Howe looked fucked at this morning's press conference. Looks like he could do with the upcoming break.

Tindall playing his part well.

I slept terribly last night cos of the adrenaline and was up at 4:20 watching all this shit. Obviously the algorithm fed me Adam P first and I gobbled it up like the good little algoslave that I am.

How has there not been more coverage of Rafa Nadal's decision to transition to Indian?

The People's Paedophile!