Gemmill

You need a new obsession, old man.

Forest are safe. So it comes down to Everton, Leicester or Leeds.

According to spongebob.

Is this right? Wowsers.

Because their model probably predicted we drop points vs Brighton. Has anyone got any more questions cos I'm watching a film shortly?

I think it's unlikely that they go to the trouble of building a statistical model and then allow their projections to be based on the alphabet.

They've got two home games, that's all it'll be I think. Their model still giving Chelsea at home more credit than they currently deserve.

You want to talk to CT, he gives Liverpool about a 60% chance.

Really hope Forest can see this one out.

It'll be their goal difference that's causing that. Liverpool finishing on the same points as Man United unquestionably puts Man United 5th. Liverpool finishing on the same points as us doesn't. So there is a wider spread of outcomes for Man United than us. If you had a brain for numbers, you could have worked that out yourself. But sadly, it wasn't to be. It's why you never made it as an accountant.

I think that's their projection of final positions.

Well not yet it wouldn't. If they get to 67, 66 wasn't enough.

Bastards. And ten minutes added time to come.

Here he is, GALA BINGO FANNY MAGNET!

That's cos there wasn't a duplicate, you cockeyed cunt.

Fabinho finally got booked a solid 70 minutes after he should have been. So that's nice anyway.

McGinn needs to pack it in shooting from outside the box constantly. Scored that one goal against Chelsea and has completely forgotten the DIRE xG prognosis for all these efforts.

Grown man in his 50s holding up his handmade "Thank you for the memories, Bobby" card as Firmino comes on. Just picture him at the dining table getting his felt tips out. Jeeeeeesus.

This game is easily going 100 minutes.

Amongst all these fleet footed lads on the Liverpool team, Henderson always looks like he's out there with a club foot.

Klopp's two front teeth currently aligned with his canines. Headed for the molars.

He's off.

Might be offside. Ref watching his little telly. HAS HE GOT THE BALLS?!

Fuck. Equaliser.

Watkins looked rapid against us, but he looks like he's running in treacle against these. Presumably cos he was mostly in a race with Schar.