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Trippier seemed distracted there. Looked away for a second and Diaz was past him. Got a bit lucky.

We've settled in nicely now. They look off our pace for the minute.

Dr Teeth getting into it with Howe as well for asking for the second yellow. He's such a cunt.

Fucking coward.

Would have been a second yellow if this was anyone else. Here we go. Bullshit refereeing.

Get in, book the prick!

Tino there in his brown ale bucket hat.

Ah bollocks. 2-1 to City.

Kyle Walker thinking he's a harlem globetrotter trying to backheel the ball from the byline in his own box.

Sheff United just equalised.

Man City have had so much possession it doesn't even add up to 100 anymore.

I think we've got a decent chance of beating these, but I'm genuinely terrified of shenanigans from the fucking clowns with the whistle and the big telly screen. Also, NBC are reporting that this could be Salah's last game for them. So the commentators will be fucking DESPERATE for that hairy little cunt to score.

Caulkin has been responding and the two have got into a very polite argument about it.

The video the club has put up of the players playing Guess Who? to guess fellow squad members. Miggy with a full board of faces looking at him and his first question is: Is the player a goalkeeper? No. ....miggy looks down at his board and flips the three goalkeepers face down. Isak asking "does he get to training early?" Lascelles: yes Gets to the end of the game and there's an inquest cos Isak flipped the correct answer (Murphy) face down in response to the above question. Murphy's stood going "I get there at 10 to 9 mate, that's early" "Yeah well some of us get there at 7!"

Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu.

PL's true identity revealed.

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Congratulations PL!

I hope you had them coming on left to right with a screeching brake sound.

Right at the end of MOTD when they do the Sunday paper headlines, it reckons Man United are set to hand Ten Hag a 2 year contract extension. Yes please!

🎵 People all over the world, Pants down! Start a sausage train, a sausage train 🎵

Brian's brother doing alright in the World Championships pole vault atm.

Aye he's not gonna like having to listen to Antonio crowing again. West Ham joint top of the league.